View Full Version : And you think your life is bad?

4th February 2009, 13:34
FMY (http://www.fmylife.com/)

4th February 2009, 13:37
Is that Wilmslow's diary?

4th February 2009, 13:44
Today, a woman walked out of the Humane Society with a cat carrier. I said, "Oh did you adopt him?" She walked past and started crying. She had just brought her cat in to be euthanized.

Sounds like an encounter between my wife and my ex.

4th February 2009, 13:44
Borderline NSFW

4th February 2009, 13:45
"Today, I found out my girlfriend's password for okcupid is "i_love_mike". My name is not Mike. "

"Today, I received an email invitation to a dating web site. It was from my father-in-law."

"Today, at the urinal a guy came up next to me to do his business. He stared over at me, looked down, laughed and then left."

:rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

4th February 2009, 13:51
"Today, my boss caught me playing games on the computer for 4 hours. My boss told me to feel free and continue, but to pack my stuff up and leave when I was done. FML"