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    All, a predicament which im sure you can all shed some light on.

    onsite at clientco and the gorgeous young lady that pays my invoices has been flirting of late, and today rang me and told me i need to visit her urgently.
    As she is a gem and always makes sure myco is paid ontime i obliged with a pack of hobnobs to say thanks.

    one thing led to another in the kitchen, abit of flirting, and thankfully we got interrupted.

    now i have a rule dont *h*t where you eat, i only ever get involved on last week of contract when i know im not going back for at least 6 months... and that way its all good....

    shes then emailed me some rather lewd stuff about what shed like to do on myco's email account from her personal account.. including her phone number and numerous invites to her whereabouts this weekend...

    what to do....? im on this gig till at least april..
    cut me - ill bleed rosso red

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    Originally posted by poser View Post
    shes then emailed me some rather lewd stuff about what shed like to do on myco's email account from her personal account.. including her phone number and numerous invites to her whereabouts this weekend...

    what to do....? im on this gig till at least april..
    I think you might have to take one for the team (i.e. YourCo)
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      #3
      Originally posted by poser View Post
      All, a predicament which im sure you can all shed some light on.

      onsite at clientco and the gorgeous young lady that pays my invoices has been flirting of late, and today rang me and told me i need to visit her urgently.
      As she is a gem and always makes sure myco is paid ontime i obliged with a pack of hobnobs to say thanks.

      one thing led to another in the kitchen, abit of flirting, and thankfully we got interrupted.

      now i have a rule dont *h*t where you eat, i only ever get involved on last week of contract when i know im not going back for at least 6 months... and that way its all good....

      shes then emailed me some rather lewd stuff about what shed like to do on myco's email account from her personal account.. including her phone number and numerous invites to her whereabouts this weekend...

      what to do....? im on this gig till at least april..
      Hobnobs...well you were in the right ballpark. Well sort of. Doesn't sound like she has any influence over your work/renewals etc so I say why not if you fancy her.

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        #4
        Originally posted by poser View Post
        All, a predicament which im sure you can all shed some light on.

        onsite at clientco and the gorgeous young lady that pays my invoices has been flirting of late, and today rang me and told me i need to visit her urgently.
        As she is a gem and always makes sure myco is paid ontime i obliged with a pack of hobnobs to say thanks.

        one thing led to another in the kitchen, abit of flirting, and thankfully we got interrupted.

        now i have a rule dont *h*t where you eat, i only ever get involved on last week of contract when i know im not going back for at least 6 months... and that way its all good....

        shes then emailed me some rather lewd stuff about what shed like to do on myco's email account from her personal account.. including her phone number and numerous invites to her whereabouts this weekend...

        what to do....? im on this gig till at least april..
        Stupid rule if you ask me. I met my missus at work, and though I don't know it offhand so did a very large percentage of couples in the UK (Western world?).

        Or do you play for the other team?
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          #5
          Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
          Hobnobs...well you were in the right ballpark. Well sort of. Doesn't sound like she has any influence over your work/renewals etc so I say why not if you fancy her.
          its just a golden rule i had - dont s*hit where you eat - especiallya s she pays me, and has the ability to pay me late!!!!!!
          cut me - ill bleed rosso red

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            #6
            Give me the gig and you take the girl. Everyones a winner

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              #7
              Originally posted by snaw View Post
              Stupid rule if you ask me. I met my missus at work, and though I don't know it offhand so did a very large percentage of couples in the UK (Western world?).

              Or do you play for the other team?
              no im definately into women, but thanks snaw
              cut me - ill bleed rosso red

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                #8
                Originally posted by poser View Post
                All, a predicament which im sure you can all shed some light on.

                onsite at clientco and the gorgeous young lady that pays my invoices has been flirting of late, and today rang me and told me i need to visit her urgently.
                As she is a gem and always makes sure myco is paid ontime i obliged with a pack of hobnobs to say thanks.

                one thing led to another in the kitchen, abit of flirting, and thankfully we got interrupted.

                now i have a rule dont *h*t where you eat, i only ever get involved on last week of contract when i know im not going back for at least 6 months... and that way its all good....

                shes then emailed me some rather lewd stuff about what shed like to do on myco's email account from her personal account.. including her phone number and numerous invites to her whereabouts this weekend...

                what to do....? im on this gig till at least april..
                Ask yourself the question. If things turn sour and she doesn't get your invoices sorted out, what would she have on you that could be incriminating?
                If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by poser View Post
                  All, a predicament which im sure you can all shed some light on.

                  onsite at clientco and the gorgeous young lady that pays my invoices has been flirting of late, and today rang me and told me i need to visit her urgently.
                  As she is a gem and always makes sure myco is paid ontime i obliged with a pack of hobnobs to say thanks.

                  one thing led to another in the kitchen, abit of flirting, and thankfully we got interrupted.

                  now i have a rule dont *h*t where you eat, i only ever get involved on last week of contract when i know im not going back for at least 6 months... and that way its all good....

                  shes then emailed me some rather lewd stuff about what shed like to do on myco's email account from her personal account.. including her phone number and numerous invites to her whereabouts this weekend...

                  what to do....? im on this gig till at least april..
                  Hmm, sounds like IR35 might be an issue here.

                  You'll clearly have to invoke a substitute at the end of Feb when I'm available.

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                    #10
                    did i mention shes an essex girl with a rather large chest and long brown hair...
                    cut me - ill bleed rosso red

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