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Vodka + valium + one night stand = bad news
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Vodka + valium + one night stand = bad news
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
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Sounds like a nice girl who just wanted to make sure he remembered her name.Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
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I read about this the other day - bet he wish her name was Jo or Joy or another short name instead of DominiqueJust call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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A one night stand with Mrs Edward scissor hands?
I've got an overgrown hedge for her out back."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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The fool is lucky to be alive - not because of psycho bitch, but because of his drug cocktail. Lucky boy.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI wonder how many "jokes" there would be on here if a man had done it to a woman?Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI wonder how many "jokes" there would be on here if a man had done it to a woman?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI wonder how many "jokes" there would be on here if a man had done it to a woman?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard pointsComment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostI wonder how many "jokes" there would be on here if a man had done it to a woman?Just call me Matron - Too many handbagsComment
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