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    CUK psychoanalysis - free service

    EternalOptimist plc offers a free psychoanalysis service for people who answer the following three sections.
    The rules are, for sections 1 & 2, supply an answer then three descriptive words
    for section three, the answer (water) is already supplied, just add three descriptive words


    1. My favourite colour is ..........
    a)
    b)
    c)


    2. My favourite animal is .............
    a)
    b)
    c)




    3) Water
    a)
    b)
    c)
    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    ok I'll go first


    1. My favourite colour is Blue
    a) Everton
    b) Skies
    c) Mood


    2. My favourite animal is Tiger
    a) Jungle
    b) claws
    c) Fierce




    3) Water
    a) Wet
    b) Ice
    c) Snow



    how did I do ?


    (\__/)
    (>'.'<)
    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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      #3
      Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
      ok I'll go first


      1. My favourite colour is Blue
      a) Everton
      b) Skies
      c) Mood


      2. My favourite animal is Tiger
      a) Jungle
      b) claws
      c) Fierce




      3) Water
      a) Wet
      b) Ice
      c) Snow



      how did I do ?


      Are you Peter Sutcliffe?

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        #4
        1. My favourite colour is Yellow
        a) Sun
        b) Sand
        c) Melon


        2. My favourite animal is Chicken
        a) Stew
        b) Roast
        c) Salad




        3) Water
        a) Sex
        b) SWimming
        c) Sports

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          #5
          1. My favourite colour is Purple
          a) Stormy
          b) Sky
          c) Bruise


          2. My favourite animal is Dragon
          a) Wings
          b) Fire
          c) Breath




          3) Water
          a) Wet
          b) Refreshing
          c) Cool

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            #6
            1. My favourite colour is Heliotrope
            a) Yellow
            b) Shade of yellow
            c) Like the sun


            2. My favourite animal is the one in the muppets
            a) Drummer
            b) Hangs around with musicians
            c) Accelerates




            3) Water
            a) Hydrophobia
            b) Hydroscopic
            c) Dihydrogen Monoxide
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              good, good.
              results will be posted wednesday am.
              don't bring any sharp objects in tomorrow.

              (\__/)
              (>'.'<)
              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                I've a nice padded jacket with long arms. I'll wear that.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  1. My favourite colour is Black
                  a) Mood
                  b) Night
                  c) Death

                  2. My favourite animal is Cockroach
                  a) Disease
                  b) Dirt
                  c) Death


                  3) Water
                  a) Deep
                  b) Cold
                  c) Drown

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                    #10
                    My favourite colour is Blue - no actually its Green .... aiieeee (falls into bottomless pit ...)

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