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You've been abducted by aliens

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    You've been abducted by aliens

    After the obligatory anal probe, the aliens reveal they've been recording absolutely everything that's happened on Earth since life first appeared. They have a database that contains every event, every conversation, etc etc.

    In return for your rectal compliance they offer to answer you one question. You can ask anything you like about what's happened on Earth since life began and will get a true answer.

    What would you ask them?
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    #2
    Any chance of some hemorrhoid cream?

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Any chance of some hemorrhoid cream?

      Shirley you'd be dying to ask how much his house is worth
      ǝןqqıʍ

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        #4
        Where does Elvis live these days?
        And the lord said unto John; "come forth and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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          #5
          I would ask: "Can you give me a copy of that to take home?"

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            #6
            Why is Britain bankrupt?


            Oh wait, we know that one...

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              #7
              Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
              After the obligatory anal probe, the aliens reveal they've been recording absolutely everything that's happened on Earth since life first appeared. They have a database that contains every event, every conversation, etc etc.

              In return for your rectal compliance they offer to answer you one question. You can ask anything you like about what's happened on Earth since life began and will get a true answer.

              What would you ask them?
              Do you want a front end to that database?

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                #8
                How could Sarah Jackson be so mean to me?

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                  #9
                  what are the results of the probe?

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                    #10
                    Can I recommend making the probe ribbed?
                    Originally posted by cailin maith
                    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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