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If anyone deserves a good knees up it's Robert Mugabe

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    If anyone deserves a good knees up it's Robert Mugabe

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/new...cle5697712.ece

    In recent days they have been out soliciting “donations” from corporate Zimbabwe and have drawn up a wish list that is scarcely credible in a land where seven million citizens survive on international food aid, 94 per cent are jobless and cholera rampages through a population debilitated by hunger.

    The list includes 2,000 bottles of champagne (Moët & Chandon or ’61 Bollinger preferred); 8,000 lobsters; 100kg of prawns; 4,000 portions of caviar; 8,000 boxes of Ferrero Rocher chocolates; 3,000 ducks; and much else besides. A postscript adds: “No mealie meal” — the ground corn staple on which the vast majority of Zimbabweans survived until the country’s collapse rendered even that a luxury.
    Proof ladies and gents, if you need it, that there is no god.
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

    #2
    He's running out of people to kill so he's started on lobsters and ducks now.

    I think he's trying to outdo Idi Amin.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
      Proof ladies and gents, if you need it, that there is no god.
      Bobby obviously thinks he is one.
      Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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        #4
        Gotta give it to the guy, he knows how to throw a great party!

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          #5
          Originally posted by the_duderama View Post
          Gotta give it to the guy...
          as he'll just take it anyway.
          Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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            #6
            8,000 boxes of Ferrero Rocher chocolates.

            WTF??
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pogle View Post
              8,000 boxes of Ferrero Rocher chocolates.

              WTF??
              He's seen on TV how respected diplomats have them at official functions.
              Originally posted by MaryPoppins
              I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
              Originally posted by vetran
              Urine is quite nourishing

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                #8
                Originally posted by d000hg View Post
                He's seen on TV how respected diplomats have them at official functions.
                Insane facist dictator, with these roche, you are really spoiling us...
                "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                Thomas Jefferson

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                  #9
                  He is the Snot Goblin's role model.
                  How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
                    Insane facist dictator, with these roche, you are really spoiling us...
                    Bored.

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