Lazy, lazy agent

[ace00]

Lazy, lazy agent:

Are you Cisco CCNP or CCIP certified?
Do you have any of the following skills: Cisco, CCNP, CCIP, MPLS, BGP, QOS,
If so please send updated CV in word format to me for consideration for a position up and coming for my client.

Thanks and Regards
A.N.Idiot.

Another hard day at the office.

[pmeswani]

Lazy, lazy agent:

Are you Cisco CCNP or CCIP certified?
Do you have any of the following skills: Cisco, CCNP, CCIP, MPLS, BGP, QOS,
If so please send updated CV in word format to me for consideration for a position up and coming for my client.

Thanks and Regards
A.N.Idiot.

Another hard day at the office.

To which you could reply....

Are you a rookie?
Do you have boredom written on your forehead?
Is your agency about to go bust and you are facing possible redundancy?
If so, enclosed is a copy of your CV.

[Drewster]

If so, enclosed is a copy of your CV.

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[Ardesco]

What he really means is:

Send me a CV with the following buzz words in it and I'll shove you into a job you can't do at a rate they can't refuse, then bad mouth you in 3 months when they realise you're tulip.

But who cares, you made a pittance and I get to go CHA-CHING!!!

[pmeswani]

What he really means is:

Send me a CV with the following buzz words in it and I'll shove you into a job you can't do at a rate they can't refuse, then bad mouth you in 3 months when they realise you're tulip.

But who cares, you made a pittance and I get to go CHA-CHING!!!

(s)he

Equal Opps Police patrolling.

[Ardesco]

(s)he

Equal Opps Police patrolling.

Pfft most of the arses I have come across that do this are young male and think they are some sort of Wideboy Laaandan Grifter.

[snaw]

Lazy, lazy agent:

Are you Cisco CCNP or CCIP certified?
Do you have any of the following skills: Cisco, CCNP, CCIP, MPLS, BGP, QOS,
If so please send updated CV in word format to me for consideration for a position up and coming for my client.

Thanks and Regards
A.N.Idiot.

Another hard day at the office.

Actually perfectly valid add if you ask me, he's clearly looking for someone for an ISP or Telco - the MPLS/BGP & QoS kind of give it away (CCIP ties in and CCNP would probably be a minimum requirement).

Bucket loads more he could ask for and hasn't.

[the_duderama]

Actually perfectly valid add if you ask me, he's clearly looking for someone for an ISP or Telco - the MPLS/BGP & QoS kind of give it away (CCIP ties in and CCNP would probably be a minimum requirement).

Bucket loads more he could ask for and hasn't.

Yeah, i can do all that business and them some, gissa job?

[ratewhore]

Pfft most of the arses I have come across that do this are young male and think they are some sort of Wideboy Laaandan Grifter.

Is it just me who doesn't like the sound of that at all?

[Rookie]

Is it just me who doesn't like the sound of that at all?

Would be quite easy to take it out of context, wouldn't it?