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    Jumpers in the office kick arse

    All I need to iron is my collar
    ǝןqqıʍ

    #2
    Wilmslow, is that you?

    You'll be wearing those nasty polyester easy care things soon.


    Personally, I just outsourced the ironing to the local dry cleaners for about 80p a pop, easy peasy.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
      All I need to iron is my collar
      All I can see now are the two little nerds from school who always wore thier neat little jumpers.... I met one several years later going to the Office - still wearing his neat little jumper....

      Please Sir! Me Sir! Please Sir!.........

      Where did you go to school Stu?? (and is your real name either John or Alan)

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        #4
        <tut> call yourself a contractor.</tut>

        Just buy a new shirt for each day

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          #5
          Originally posted by DiscoStu View Post
          All I need to iron is my collar
          Why don't you take it further and just wear a dog collar - clerical not canine!

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            #6
            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            <tut> call yourself a contractor.</tut>

            Just buy a new shirt for each day
            You can't beat that straight out of the packet look
            ǝןqqıʍ

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              #7
              Originally posted by Clippy View Post
              Why don't you take it further and just wear a dog collar - religous not canine!
              I'd prefer the canine one if I could get the seriously tidy HR girl to lead me around
              ǝןqqıʍ

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                #8
                Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                <tut> call yourself a contractor.</tut>

                Just buy a new shirt for each day
                tell your people to get your tailor to make

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                  #9
                  I'm in a jumper today. A nice dark green cashmere number. Please feel free to drop by my desk and have a feel.

                  I agree. ANYTHING that increases the tally of less time spent ironing is good.
                  Sval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.

                  Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational signature about being a winner.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
                    Wilmslow, is that you?

                    You'll be wearing those nasty polyester easy care things soon.


                    Personally, I just outsourced the ironing to the local dry cleaners for about 80p a pop, easy peasy.
                    I do have those easycare – not used my ironing board for the last 6 months!!

                    Just wash, hang out, and wear.

                    Life is too short to spend 2 hours a week ironing!!

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