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    #1

    Off the bench

    If you believed "my" blog I'd never work again in my industry due to a police investigation (which never happened). Guess what, background checks came back with nothing, references fine .



    On my best rate yet too
    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post



    On my best rate yet too

    Wot we like to hear. Well done.

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      #3
      Fandabidosy man!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Liability View Post
        Fandabidosy man!
        Ooh, I could crush a grape!
        Gas masks don't fit snails...

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          #5
          congratulations
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            If you believed "my" blog I'd never work again in my industry due to a police investigation (which never happened). Guess what, background checks came back with nothing, references fine .



            On my best rate yet too
            Glad to hear it

            Just goes to show, you can't believe everything you read on the internet
            Bazza gets caught
            Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

            CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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              #7
              Congratulations

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                #8
                Cheers all, the doom was starting to worry me, just wanted something to see out this gloomy year. Now, must remember:

                Do not post to CUK from work

                Do not talk to strange ladies on the internet while at work
                The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                  Cheers all, the doom was starting to worry me, just wanted something to see out this gloomy year. Now, must remember:

                  Do not post to CUK from work

                  Do not talk to strange ladies on the internet while at work
                  encourage loons
                  Bazza gets caught
                  Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
                    Do not talk to strange ladies on the internet while at work
                    Didn't you learn the first time?!
                    Gas masks don't fit snails...

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