Careful who you shake hands with today!

**n5gooner** · 4 October 2005, 09:37

dirty ba$tered.....name and shame....name and shame.......

**mcquiggd** · 4 October 2005, 09:49

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I hate that.. I always levitate above the toilet seat and walk on loo roll wearing an oxygen mask when visiting the gents.

Its the ones that dont supply loo brushes that annoy me... skid marks everywhere...

Dirty ba$tards, those managers...

**xoggoth** · 4 October 2005, 10:01

Check out some of the articles on web about this. Apparently human faecal comtamination is widespread. Avoid bowls of peanuts in bars especially!

**Bagpuss** · 4 October 2005, 10:03

Originally posted by xoggoth

Check out some of the articles on web about this. Apparently human faecal comtamination is widespread. Avoid bowls of peanuts in bars especially!

That's one they quote on Health and Safety training seminars. The average bowl has on average several traces of urine.

**threaded** · 4 October 2005, 10:08

I am never ever ever eating peanuts in a bar ever again.

Unless it is covered in chocolate.

**The Late, Great JC** · 4 October 2005, 10:11

Originally posted by threaded

I am never ever ever eating peanuts in a bar ever again.

Unless it is covered in chocolate.

If I were you I'd lay of the chocolate...

**WageSlave** · 4 October 2005, 10:28

I prefer to spray the walls. It marks my territory.

**Clownio** · 4 October 2005, 10:34

Originally posted by steve'O

Are you a Washer or a Walker?

I was just having a 15min break in Trap 2, calculating how much I was being paid for sitting there, when I noticed the guy in Trap 1 had flushed and just walked.!!..Then my manager walked in to take a leak (I knew it was him cos he is loud..talking about someone being logged on overnight) and he just walked as well!! Needless to say I wipe and make sure I wash...So I guess its no suprise that MRSA is on the increase!!

Oh tulip. He must have been talking about me. I left myself logged in last night !

What was he saying ?

**AlfredJPruffock** · 4 October 2005, 10:42

Originally posted by Clownio

Oh tulip. He must have been talking about me. I left myself logged in last night !

What was he saying ?

Relax Clownio, he was probably just drafting a hit list to serve as a lesson to others ...

Back on thread, I recall when I worked in Paris they had a peculiar custom of shaking hands every morning with everybody who happened to reside in the open plan office, this meant about 15 handshakes a day.

Whilst working there I went down with an awful flu which dragged on for a month and still felt under par fro another two months afterwards.

Coincidence ?

Mind you just think of all the grubby paws which have been on the ATM keyboards, hmm think I will use gloves next time !

Careful who you shake hands with today!