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    #1

    What can you tell...

    About the bloke in the office who always wears black shirt, black trousers, black shoes and a various selection of awful ties (but mainly red)?

    Does he live in a perpetual Huey Lewis nightmare?
    Is he the founder member of the Franz Ferdinand fan club?


    ?
    Sval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.

    Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational signature about being a winner.
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    #2
    sounds like me - minus the tie

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      #3
      Originally posted by Svalbaard View Post
      About the bloke in the office who always wears black shirt, black trousers, black shoes and a various selection of awful ties (but mainly red)?

      Does he live in a perpetual Huey Lewis nightmare?
      Is he the founder member of the Franz Ferdinand fan club?


      ?
      Did he use to work in a funeral directors?
      If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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        #4
        Bloody Goths...
        I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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          #5
          He is a Dark Elf with 20 die damage +3 for bow of Boromir.
          Bored.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Svalbaard View Post
            About the bloke in the office who always wears black shirt, black trousers, black shoes and a various selection of awful ties (but mainly red)?

            Does he live in a perpetual Huey Lewis nightmare?
            Is he the founder member of the Franz Ferdinand fan club?


            ?
            Is he Wilmslow?
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              Originally posted by Svalbaard View Post
              About the bloke in the office who always wears black shirt, black trousers, black shoes and a various selection of awful ties (but mainly red)?

              Does he live in a perpetual Huey Lewis nightmare?
              Is he the founder member of the Franz Ferdinand fan club?


              ?
              He's overweight (black is still the slimming colour)

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                #8
                Johnny Cash has been reincarnated as an IT contractor?

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                  #9
                  Is he a waiter?

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                    #10
                    what does it say about the person who has time to care?
                    This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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