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In Defence of Hard Working Bankers

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    In Defence of Hard Working Bankers

    Right - I shall start.

    Well they do look smart - bowler hat , always a nice white starched clean shirt.

    Pinstripe Suit.

    Punctual.

    What impresses you about Bankers ?

    Everywhere theres Lots of Bankers
    Living Banking Lives
    You can see them our for dinner
    With their Banking Wifes
    Clutching forks and knives
    To eat their Bacon
    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 12 February 2009, 11:28.

    #2
    The present lot, - nothing.


    The early Medicis impressed me though, helped oil the wheels of the Renaissance.
    But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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      #3
      Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
      In Defence of Hard Working Bankers
      In Defiance of Hard Boring *******
      Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

      Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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        #4
        Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock View Post
        Right - I shall start.

        Well they do look smart - bowler hat , always a nice white starched clean shirt.

        Pinstripe Suit.

        Punctual.

        What impresses you about Bankers ?

        Everywhere theres Lots of Bankers
        Living Banking Lives
        You can see them our for dinner
        With their Banking Wifes
        Clutching forks and knives
        To eat their Bacon
        No no Alf, what you have there is a bank manager of Captain Mainwaring's era.

        Bowlers went out decades ago to be replaced with wide red braces and monogrammed shirts with bold blue stripes and mobile phones the size of shoe boxes into which the banker would shout 'yah yah yah sell' or some such nonsense.

        Oh sorry, that was the 1980s wasn't it. I must admit I have no idea what they look like know. I suspect they may have adopted civvy dress and are mingling amongst unsuspecting normal people [shudder].

        You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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          #5
          With any luck, most of the current bunch look like this: http://tobaccoave.files.wordpress.com/2008/09/ledge.jpg

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            #6
            Well, they've learned how to say sorry
            'elf and safety guru

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              #7
              I've joined a Facebook group called 'Bankers are *ankers'
              Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                #8
                Originally posted by thelace View Post
                Well, they've learned how to say sorry
                Sorry seems to be the Hardest Word ...

                The Bankers's Fate



                They sought it with thimbles, they sought it with care;
                They pursued it with forks and hope;
                They threatened its life with a railway-share;
                They charmed it with smiles and soap.




                And the Banker, inspired with a courage so new
                It was matter for general remark,
                Rushed madly ahead and was lost to their view
                In his zeal to discover the Snark


                But while he was seeking with thimbles and care,
                A Bandersnatch swiftly drew nigh
                And grabbed at the Banker, who shrieked in despair,
                For he knew it was useless to fly.


                He offered large discount -- he offered a check
                (Drawn "to bearer") for seven-pounds-ten:
                But the Bandersnatch merely extended its neck
                And grabbed at the Banker again.


                Without rest or pause -- while those frumious jaws
                Went savagely snapping around --
                He skipped and he hopped, and he floundered and flopped,
                Till fainting he fell to the ground.


                The Bandersnatch fled as the others appeared
                Led on by that fear-stricken yell:
                And the Bellman remarked "It is just as I feared!"
                And solemnly tolled on his bell.


                He was black in the face, and they scarcely could trace
                The least likeness to what he had been:
                While so great was his fright that his waistcoat turned white --
                A wonderful thing to be seen!


                To the horror of all who were present that day.
                He uprose in full evening dress,
                And with senseless grimaces endeavored to say
                What his tongue could no longer express.


                Down he sank in a chair -- ran his hands through his hair --
                And chanted in mimsiest tones
                Words whose utter inanity proved his insanity,
                While he rattled a couple of bones.


                "Leave him here to his fate -- it is getting so late!"
                The Bellman exclaimed in a fright.
                "We have lost half the day. Any further delay,
                And we shan't catch a Snark before night!"
                Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 12 February 2009, 13:09.

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                  #9
                  Tell Gordon Brown: ‘Scrap bank bonuses, save our jobs’
                  by Mark Dolan, CWU postal union rep, north London

                  Have the priorities of the system we live under ever been more clearly exposed than by the events of the past week?

                  A few hundred bankers who helped bring the economy to the brink of collapse are being rewarded for their failures with fat bonuses—all to be paid for with billions of pounds of our money, of course.

                  They will spend the rest of the month celebrating in restaurants where a night out can cost more than a postal worker earns in a year.

                  continues........

                  http://www.socialistworker.co.uk/art.php?id=17120
                  Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Alf W View Post
                    Tell Gordon Brown: ‘Scrap bank bonuses, save our jobs’
                    by Mark Dolan, CWU postal union rep, north London

                    Have the priorities of the system we live under ever been more clearly exposed than by the events of the past week?

                    A few hundred bankers who helped bring the economy to the brink of collapse are being rewarded for their failures with fat bonuses—all to be paid for with billions of pounds of our money, of course.

                    They will spend the rest of the month celebrating in restaurants where a night out can cost more than a postal worker earns in a year.

                    continues........

                    http://www.socialistworker.co.uk/art.php?id=17120
                    Aye Alf

                    Well At first I was furious about this , what can only be described as Executive Welfare - however I now have a different point of view.

                    You see - its not their problem - its ours.

                    If you had the connections in Government and they wanted to give you a wheelbarrowfull of money would you say - no ?

                    It does demonstrate how completely destroyed the morale of the vast hard working population of the UK is that they have let this happen without any signifcant protest whatsoever.

                    In the same way that a tiny minority of Ciy People fronted by Blair took the UK to War in Iraq , these same people are now 'laughing all the way to the Bank'

                    At our expense.

                    I leave you with the words of Mr A Hitler who said ''It is as well for the Leaders that the people do not think ... ;

                    Revel in your Time ....


                    Keep you doped with Religion Sex and TV
                    And you think youre so clever and classless and Free
                    But you're still fücking peasants as far as I can see

                    A Working Class Banker is something to be ,,,,
                    Last edited by AlfredJPruffock; 12 February 2009, 13:22.

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