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    Happy Valentine's Day

    What did you get you other half and what did they get you?

    I got my wife some tulips

    #2
    I made a 15-foot-high heart in the snow on our back lawn - had to wait for her to get to sleep so was out shovelling 4-inch deep snow at 1am!
    Originally posted by MaryPoppins
    I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
    Originally posted by vetran
    Urine is quite nourishing

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      #3
      flowers and perfume.

      I got bugger all as usual, I'm sure that might change this evening

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        #4
        We never do anything, and we're quite happy with it like that.

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          #5
          Originally posted by basshead View Post
          What did you get you other half and what did they get you?

          I got my wife some tulips
          I see the profanity filter is still working

          AtW sent me ...... Nothing
          How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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            #6
            Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View Post
            I see the profanity filter is still working

            AtW sent me ...... Nothing
            AtW sent himself some baby oil and Tesco Value Tissues.
            "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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              #7
              Originally posted by Beefy198 View Post
              We never do anything, and we're quite happy with it like that.
              Congratulations on hooking up with one of the three women in the Western world that understand what a commercial occasion Valentine's day is!

              Wish my other half felt the same

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                #8
                I got her a new potato peeler.

                Actually this year was just cards to each other : money is still tight.

                Her card was from moonpig and had my photo on the front.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  I got her a new potato peeler.

                  Actually this year was just cards to each other : money is still tight.

                  Her card was from moonpig and had my photo on the front.
                  And the phrase "Happy Hallowe'en"?

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                    #10
                    I wrote her a tune which induced tears.

                    Note to self - less banjos next time...
                    Me, me, me...

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