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    From Bozza himself:

    THE official slogan for the 2012 Olympics will be 'London, City of ******* Sport and tulip', mayor Boris Johnson has confirmed.

    Mr Johnson insisted the foul-mouthed slogan not only encapsulated London's status as one of the world's great cities but emphasised that it would 'host the **** out of the Olympics'.

    The mayor said a number of slogans were considered including 'London Two Thousand and ******* Twelve', and 'It's the Olympics, Get Your Arse on the ******* Plane'.

    Mr Johnson was joined at the launch by Beijing gold medallists Rebecca Adlington and cyclist Sir Chris Hoy who he described as 'fast as **** on a bike'.

    He added: "**** me if the London Olympics are not going to be absolutely cocktastic. The city will be filled with ****ers from every corner of the globe."

    Mr Johnson insisted the Olympic construction projects were proceeding according to schedule, adding: "Then again it's not like I'm some kind of ******* architect.

    "I told them I'm not good on the ******* details, so they could tell me any old tulip and I'd be like, 'great, whatever, just get it ******* done'."

    He added: "I have to say I did like the one about the plane, so we may use that in a couple of these stupid ******* brochures and bung it somewhere on the cocking website as well."
    From the Mash, clearly...
    Older and ...well, just older!!

    #2
    "absolutely cocktastic"?

    Nice one Daily Mash. Priceless.
    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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      #3
      Thats what you want - a London Mayor with a bit of character..!
      Older and ...well, just older!!

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        #4
        ****tastic!!! The only thing to have brought a smile to my face all day.
        Sval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.

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          #5
          Originally posted by ratewhore View Post
          Thats what you want - a London Mayor with a bit of character..!
          Indeed.

          Wasn't it so typical of the slimey Vaz to grass Bozza up?

          You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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            #6
            Of all the 'tastics' though, i must say that I'm partial to the soapytitwanktastic.
            I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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              #7
              Originally posted by bogeyman View Post

              Wasn't it so typical of the slimey Vaz to grass Bozza up?
              I know who I'd rather have on my dinner list...
              Older and ...well, just older!!

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