Ancient Undersea Daily Mail Readers Discovered

[bogeyman]

Basically a tentacled arsehole with teeth and plenty of attitude.

http://lh4.ggpht.com/_hVOW2U7K4-M/SZ...s640/scary.jpg

This is not a photoshop job by the way, it's real. It's a Promachoteuthis sulcus - http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Promachoteuthis_sulcus

[PRC1964]

I'm pretty sure I've had her.

[oracleslave]

I'm pretty sure I've had her.

[OwlHoot]

wouldn't that be more like a Daily Star reader?

(IGMC)

[EternalOptimist]

I'm pretty sure I've had her.

I bet it wasn't up the chocolate starfish

[bogeyman]

Read its lips.

Can you hear it saying: -

1) Oooh - what about them darkies eh?

2) Should I wear lipstick?

3) Where's my salty deep-sea comrade and soul-mate DimPrawn?