Higgs Boson

[DimPrawn]

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/s...-200902171584/

But Julian Cook, an unemployed marketing director from Swindon, said: "Can I get a job selling this Higgs Particle?

"Who is is your typical Higgs Particle buyer? What colours does it come in? How much does it cost? Will it make my cock bigger?"

Tom Booker, an unemployed graphic designer from Guildford, added: "Will the Higgs Particle do any of the following? (a) bring world peace, (b) create limitless amounts of clean energy, (c) cure cancer, or (d) make my cock bigger?

"If it's none of those things then I am going to need you to shut up about it."

[Rookie]

Sorry. I was looking for a Huge Bison. My mistake

[expat]

Sorry. I was looking for a Huge Bison. My mistake

You can find one in Higgs Bafroom.

IGMC

[BlightyBoy]

Sorry. I was looking for a Huge Bison. My mistake

You can find one in Higgs Bafroom.

IGMC

That'll be next to Higgs Baftub then.

[OwlHoot]

DOH! That thread title had me worried for a second, as I have a $500 dollar bet with string theorist Lubos Motl that the Higgs Boson won't be discovered before the end of 2012.

He probably thinks I'm a complete muppet, and it's discovery at LHC is a complete no-brainer. But we'll see (and it's not much to lose if the things do turn up).

[spongebob]

My physics mentor Sulom Bolt reckons that the LHC is a fatally flawed design.

[bodnobal]

Spin time back 150 years.

And

Electron, does it really exist?

[ace00]

(b) create limitless amounts of clean energy,

Many a true word etc..