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The stars section on that page is quite funny too:
Cancer (21 JUN-22 JUL)
Might be an idea to laminate that
Dear John letter before your
pathetic tears of sorrow reduce
it to a papier mache of grief.
"Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: "Previous computer models suggested someone like George Monbiot would only make you want to chew your own elbows off or stick your bum in a bucket of bees.
"But now all the data points towards Monbiot and Monbiot-fuelled activity forcing millions of people to leap from high buildings while battering themselves to death with a heavy frying pan all the way down, just to make sure."
Professor Henry Brubaker, of the Institute for Studies, said: "Previous computer models suggested someone like George Monbiot would only make you want to chew your own elbows off or stick your bum in a bucket of bees.
"But now all the data points towards Monbiot and Monbiot-fuelled activity forcing millions of people to leap from high buildings while battering themselves to death with a heavy frying pan all the way down, just to make sure."
Yes but George Moonbat has gone up hugely in my estimation following his exquisite vivisection of that evil gnome Hazel Blears.
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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