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Ornitholigists say birds fly

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    Ornitholigists say birds fly

    But they warn that there are some flightless birds, so try not to be confused.
    If you see a bird on the ground, chase it with a spade. If it doesn't fly away, it's probably flightless (or dead).
    Why not?

    #2
    Originally posted by Dundeegeorge
    But they warn that there are some flightless birds, so try not to be confused.
    If you see a bird on the ground, chase it with a spade. If it doesn't fly away, it's probably flightless (or dead).
    Birds sh ag as well.

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      #3
      Originally posted by stackpole
      Birds sh ag as well.
      I thought the Shag was a bird.

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        #4
        Originally posted by voron
        I thought the Shag was a bird.
        Still is.

        And I know a few birds who were shags.

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          #5
          Originally posted by stackpole
          And I know a few birds who were shags.
          Then you, Sir, are no geek. For us true geeks, that is something we still dream about. But soon, some day real soon, it's bound to happen

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            #6
            Originally posted by voron
            Then you, Sir, are no geek. For us true geeks, that is something we still dream about. But soon, some day real soon, it's bound to happen
            Oh yes, someday my son, you will be wise in the ways of the woman...
            Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
            You know you'll need us!

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              #7
              Originally posted by The Late, Great JC
              Oh yes, someday my son, you will be wise in the ways of the woman...
              I'll report it when it happens

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