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    Who is up for this one then?

    http://www.jobserve.com/WCE2374068E11E907.jsjob

    Information Analyst Contract


    An exciting opportunity has arisen at a large NHS Trust based in London. An Information Analyst is required to produce reports on patient data relating to GUM and Sexual Health and to monitor the departmental data.

    You will be based in the GUM and Sexual Health area of the Hospital and will be the main point of contact for information. You will also be liasing with the central information team and will be producing regular reports using Excel and Access.

    Essential Skills for the role include: Acute NHS experience, experience of working with GUM/' sexual health data, MS Excel and MS Access

    It is desirable that you have SQL but not essential.

    Should you possess the above essential skills, please send you CV in to the above address ASAP.

    Location London
    Country England
    Start Date ASAP
    Duration 3 months +
    Rate 200-300/Day
    Employment Business Venn Group
    Contact Rebecca Brannan
    Telephone 0207 557 7667
    Fax 0207 557 7666
    Email [email protected]
    Reference JS3821980/INFORMATIONANALYST/REB
    Posted Date 19/02/2009 11:43:25
    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

    I preferred version 1!

    #2
    "experience of working with GUM/' sexual health data"

    Is it that different to any other data?

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      "experience of working with GUM/' sexual health data"

      Is it that different to any other data?
      It can contain some nasty virusses. You'll need a latex firewall.
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        Ah!

        The veritable "pox doctor's clerk"...

        There was a time when that was a dream job...
        It is an "exciting opportunity". Apparently...
        +50 Xeno Geek Points
        Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
        As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

        Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

        CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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          #5
          I was emailed by a lady claiming she had an 'Excellent Desktop Position' for me.


          I say.

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            #6
            Originally posted by basshead View Post
            I was emailed by a lady claiming she had an 'Excellent Desktop Position' for me.


            I say.
            what was her rate?
            Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

            I preferred version 1!

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              #7
              Originally posted by TonyEnglish View Post
              Essential Skills for the role include: Acute NHS experience, experience of working with GUM/' sexual health data, MS Excel and MS Access
              "Acute NHS experience" - Is that a bit like acute diarrhoea?
              Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                #8
                Originally posted by basshead View Post
                I was emailed by a lady claiming she had an 'Excellent Desktop Position' for me.


                I say.
                Did you opt in?

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                  #9
                  Pulled out at the last minute.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    Pulled out at the last minute.
                    but did you wipe on the curtains on the way out?
                    Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

                    I preferred version 1!

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