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    Stabbity-stab thread

    Who needs it?

    Gordon Brown
    Dawn Primarillo
    Hazel Blears
    Jacqui Smith
    Keith Vaz

    ...oh who am I kidding?

    Every fecking labour MP.
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Who needs it?

    Gordon Brown
    Dawn Primarillo
    Hazel Blears
    Jacqui Smith
    Keith Vaz

    ...oh who am I kidding?

    Every fliping labour MP.
    Frank Field? Austin Mitchell? Not IMHO.

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      #3
      Just install a system of rotating knives at the entrance to the commons chamber. That should do the trick.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        Originally posted by sasguru View Post
        Dawn Primarillo
        What did she ever do to you? She's a lovely old lady, lives just up the road from me.

        Dawn Primarolo on the other hand ...

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          #5
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          Just install a system of rotating knives at the entrance to the commons chamber. That should do the trick.
          With a conveyor, and clamps that grab the ankles and hold them upside-down to the knives.

          Free range turkeys.

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Who needs it?

            Gordon Brown
            Dawn Primarillo
            Hazel Blears
            Jacqui Smith
            Keith Vaz

            ...oh who am I kidding?

            Every fliping labour MP.
            One homemade Freddy Krueger glove later, and bingo. All five in a swipe.

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              #7
              Stab em all, save Frank Field, Ken Klarke, David Davis, Vince Cable.

              And let them 4 run the gubbernment!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Solidec View Post
                Stab em all, save Frank Field, Ken Klarke, David Davis, Vince Cable.

                And let them 4 run the gubbernment!
                Clarke...

                I'm with you on that one... I'd save him too!
                Bazza gets caught
                Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

                CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by zeitghost
                  *In particular, Peter Hain, the oleagenous twat.
                  oleagenous

                  Definition of Oleagenous

                  O`le*ag`i*nous (?), a. [L. oleaginus, oleagineus, belonging to the olive, fr. olea olive: cf. F. oléagineux. See Olive, Oil.] Having the nature or qualities of oil; oily; unctuous.

                  - Webster's Unabridged Dictionary (1913)

                  OLEAGINOUS, adj. Oily, smooth, sleek.
                  Disraeli once described the manner of Bishop Wilberforce as "unctuous, oleaginous, saponaceous." And the good prelate was ever afterward known as Soapy Sam. For every man there is something in the vocabulary that would stick to him like a second skin. His enemies have only to find it.

                  - 1811 Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue
                  Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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                    #10
                    That bird who does the loreal age regenify ads

                    "Makes me look Yon-grrr"

                    Yeah but your voice still irritates the sheet out of me!
                    The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                    But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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