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Dodgy, is this one of your ads?
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Spot on !Of all tyrannies, a tyranny sincerely exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It would be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end for they do so with the approval of their own conscience.
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Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Posti wish. what a job to advertise for
"COME AND WORK FOR A TRULY ENGLISH BUSINESS THAT WILL TREASURE AND VALUE YOUR INABILITY TO DO THE JOB, AND REWARD YOU GENEROUSLY FOR IT"I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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It looks like Gumtree have removed the ad. It's still their in the Google Cache though. It reads:
CITY CENTRE PUB IS LOOKING FOR BAR AND CATERING STAFF. THIS IS ENGLAND, SO NO COMPETENCE IS REQUIRED, NOR ANY CUSTOMER SERVICE SKILLS. YOU CAN BE A COMPLETE BUBBLEHEAD WHO DOESN'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE TOAST WITHOUT A RECIPE, JUST AS LONG AS YOU ARE FEMALE, AGED 18-25 WITH LARGE KNOCKERS AND (PREFERABLY) BLONDE HAIR.
MOST APPLICANTS FOR JOBS IN THE UK PROBABLY KNOW BY NOW THAT A LOW IQ IS A DEFINITE ADVANTAGE - AND THESE POSITIONS ARE NO EXCEPTION. IF YOU DO POSSESS A BRAIN LARGER THAN A PEPPERCORN, YOU WILL BE EXPECTED TO CONCEAL THE FACT AND BE ABLE TO TALK KNOWLEDGEABLY ABOUT CELEBRITIES AND FOOTBALL. UNIVERSITY GRADUATES WILL BE CONSIDERED, BUT ONLY IF THEY HAVE ATTAINED DEGREES IN MEANINGLESS SUBJECTS. SO IF YOU'VE SPENT 3 YEAR STUDYING THE REFORMATION AND ITS IMPACT ON ENGLISH SOCIETY, FORGET IT.
SO LET'S HEAR FROM ALL YOU GORGEOUS DUMBOS NOW! COME AND WORK FOR A TRULY ENGLISH BUSINESS THAT WILL TREASURE AND VALUE YOUR INABILITY TO DO THE JOB, AND REWARD YOU GENEROUSLY FOR IT. NO OVER-25s, PLEASE. THEY ALWAYS KNOW TOO MUCH.Comment
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