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....a potential use for chavs?Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus -
Hook up all the gyms to the national grid and pay them to go there.
I think that could be described as a 'win win win' situation.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Maybe we could put these Chavs in individual pods and harvest their biomechanical energy. We'll keep them occupied by hooking them up to a next generation social networking application that gives them an alternative reality to live in. We could call this application <air quotes>The Matrix</air quotes> or something.
I'm full of ideas I am.Comment
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If only man could harness the power of a womans jaw
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostIf only man could harness the power of a womans jaw
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It would capture energy produced not only when humans are active, but also from smaller movements such as when people are sat at computersComment
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It would capture energy produced not only when humans are active, but also from smaller movements such as when people are sat at computersScience isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
True....
They went through a few dogs mind."Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark TwainComment
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And here I was thinking that Laser in California or that Tocamak in Korea managed to create controlled fusion.
Anybody else watch that Horizon episode?McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."Comment
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