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    Pimp culling?

    Starting to see a few estate agents' offices close round here, and that got me wondering about pimps.

    Anyone have any sightings or confirmed evidence of recruitment consultants disappearing? At this stage of the game it will be the more incompetent and unprofessional ones who vanish, so such news would gladden the hearts of all of us....so if anyone hears of anything, do pass it on
    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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    Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
    Starting to see a few estate agents' offices close round here, and that got me wondering about pimps.

    Anyone have any sightings or confirmed evidence of recruitment consultants disappearing? At this stage of the game it will be the more incompetent and unprofessional ones who vanish, so such news would gladden the hearts of all of us....so if anyone hears of anything, do pass it on
    Sh*t! From the title I thought you had been.......

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      #3
      Aw, poor things. If they send me 2 references I'm sure I can sort them out

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        #4
        Originally posted by Drewster View Post
        Sh*t! From the title I thought you had been.......
        My secret's out.....it's actually my plan B. I sell their hides
        Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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          #5
          Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
          My secret's out.....it's actually my plan B. I sell their hides
          [Deep Thinking] I cannot think for any use for a "Pimp Skin" [/Deep Thnking]

          but don't let that stop the good work.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Drewster View Post
            [Deep Thinking] I cannot think for any use for a "Pimp Skin" [/Deep Thnking]

            but don't let that stop the good work.
            You hang them to dry for a few weeks, cut them up, and use them to dry cars after you've washed them.

            Or you stretch them out and use them as trampolines.

            The possibilities are endless!
            Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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              #7
              One of the Pimps from my current agents has just been given the boot because the market is so slow.

              She was actually one of the more tolerable ones as well.

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                #8
                Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
                You hang them to dry for a few weeks, cut them up, and use them to dry cars after you've washed them.
                wipe your *rse

                Now I see where you are going with this! Trouble is a question of quality.... could you rely on "Pimp Skin" not to let you down?

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                  #9
                  Yep, Reed have been laying a large number off, my sister being one of them.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mort View Post
                    Yep, Reed have been laying a large number off, my sister being one of them.
                    Hmmm, bang goes that theory then. I've never had a bad experience with Reed and personally don't classify them as cowboys.
                    Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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