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How much real work do you do?

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    How much real work do you do?

    Aside from posting on CUK, how much real work do you do?
    65
    <1 hour per week
    9.23%
    6
    >1, < 5 hours per week
    7.69%
    5
    >5 hours per week, < 10 hours
    23.08%
    15
    >10 hours per week; I’m serious about my career
    13.85%
    9
    >20 hours per week; I’m a liar
    18.46%
    12
    >30 hours per week; I’m a slave
    7.69%
    5
    >40 hours per week; I’m a farmer
    10.77%
    7
    AndyW does all my work for me
    9.23%
    6
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

    #2
    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Aside from posting on CUK, how much real work do you do?
    Do you sign my timesheet?
    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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      #3
      If I was not benched I would put in under 10 hours

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        Aside from posting on CUK, how much real w**k do you do?
        I only get paid to turn up : anything else comes extra.

        And please dont swear.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Rookie View Post
          Do you sign my timesheet?
          Maybe. Do you think I care?
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            Maybe. Do you think I care?
            You could be a spy.
            I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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              #7
              What is this 'work' you speak of.

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                #8
                I'm paid for what I know, not what I do.
                Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."

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                  #9
                  Almost none, ever.

                  I employ people to do that.

                  You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.

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                    #10
                    I'm paid heaps to get other people to do the actual work.

                    I just take the glory and occasionally pass down whatever scraps of gratitute I deem them worthy of.
                    Sval-Baard Consulting Ltd - we're not satisfied until you're not satisfied.

                    Nothing says "you're a loser" more than owning a motivational signature about being a winner.

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