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    If RyanAir conducted business like IT recruitment agents ...

    If RyanAir conducted business like IT recruitment agents ...
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

    #2
    Don't tempt fate.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
      If RyanAir conducted business like IT recruitment agents ...
      .... we would have to pay them a fee to use the client's toilet facilities.

      Or maybe their business model would have to provide emergency exits here, here, here and here... and when a real emergency happens, they will dive for cover.
      If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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        #4
        I was thinking along the lines of:
        • being sent to destinations you didn't want to go to
        • when you get there it's not what you were told would be there
        • the amount of time you are there has nothing to do with how long you were promised you would be there
        • they will only promise to send you if you give them details of two friends who will go too
        • then they send one of your friends and ignore you
        • they say they will take you, then don't answer your calls
        • they promise in-flight meals which consists of you buying them a coffee
        etc.
        Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

        Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
          I was thinking along the lines of:
          • being sent to destinations you didn't want to go to
          • when you get there it's not what you were told would be there
          • the amount of time you are there has nothing to do with how long you were promised you would be there
          • they will only promise to send you if you give them details of two friends who will go too
          • then they send one of your friends and ignore you
          • they say they will take you, then don't answer your calls
          • they promise in-flight meals which consists of you buying them a coffee
          etc.
          • Gave you a contract that would make you vomit.
          • Would encourage you to get blinded before getting on the flight.
          • Would give you a contract that had hidden taxes.
          If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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            #6
            Your luggage (monthly invoice) would be lost somewhere en-route every ******* month without fail.

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              #7
              * Would seat you on the wing claiming that you were opted out
              * Would tell you there was a fare increase half-way there and give you a parachute in lieu of notice
              * Would not let you use the toilets near the cockpit as SC clearance hasn't come through yet
              This default font is sooooooooooooo boring and so are short usernames

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                #8
                Whatever went wrong would be our fault.

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                  #9
                  Would love to see Elan's payment software running a 737, the bleedin thing would just explode on the ground.

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