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    CUK University challenge

    I reckon we should have a CUK quiz. a team of Southern poofter cheats, vs a team of sturdy 'salt of the earth' Northerners.

    Both teams to be here at 14:00 tomorrow, we need a neutral quizmaster, and some rules that even southerners can't get round.

    i.e.
    No conferring
    no googling
    answers to be posted within 60 seconds or you're out
    etc


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    ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

    #2
    What's the colour of Noddys shoes ?

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      #3
      CyberMan is neutral, he's never shown a biased opinion on anything
      Originally posted by cailin maith
      Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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        #4
        Originally posted by eliquant View Post
        What's the colour of Noddys shoes ?
        Beige with orange bits. Noddy puked on them after drinking hospital disinfectant gel.
        And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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          #5
          Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

          no googling


          How do you police that?
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
            How do you police that?
            He expects us to be honourable fellows and play fair.

            A bit like that Corpus Christi lot.
            And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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              #7
              Originally posted by Bagpuss View Post
              How do you police that?
              we will use common sense and fair play.

              e.g. if sasguru gets a question right on the economy or statistics, we will know he has cheated




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              ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                #8
                Paxman: What is SKA?
                "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                Thomas Jefferson

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                  #9
                  Obviously it can't university challenge level, after all this is CUK.

                  Somewhere between Gracia and the Daily Mail is about right
                  The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

                  But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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                    #10
                    Do the winners get to play scumbag college in the next round?

                    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxA0a5G6ccg
                    The Mods stole my post count!

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