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I broke the World's Biggest company

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    I broke the World's Biggest company

    Bought a load of GE shares a few weeks ago.
    Not long after I got hold of some Barclays.
    And I've got form. Back in the day: Worldcom & Global Crossing where my victims. Remember them?
    Sorry everyone.
    Bored.

    #2
    What are you buying next?

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      #3
      I thought that this would be an admission that it was you who'd updated a script at a client site taking out 600+ servers across Europe.

      Still, tinternet's still working so not all bad.

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        What are you buying next?
        A Big Miner
        Bored.

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          #5
          Originally posted by ace00 View Post
          Bought a load of GE shares a few weeks ago.
          Not long after I got hold of some Barclays.
          And I've got form. Back in the day: Worldcom & Global Crossing where my victims. Remember them?
          Sorry everyone.
          Have you recieved a 700,000 pound p.a. pension for this outstanding contribution to the annals of bankruptcy?
          And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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            #6
            What's happened to GE?
            Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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              #7
              Bet you had Marconi too?
              'elf and safety guru

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                #8
                Originally posted by thelace View Post
                Bet you had Marconi too?
                didn't everyone

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
                  didn't everyone
                  I'll hold my hand up

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by ace00 View Post
                    A Big Miner
                    Well done, they boomed today!
                    Public Service Posting by the BBC - Bloggs Bulls**t Corp.
                    Officially CUK certified - Thick as f**k.

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