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CUK is boring today...

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    CUK is boring today...

    ...Muslims, Economy, War blah blah.

    Here's a topical joke:

    Two Afghans boarded a flight out of New York. One sat in the window seat and the other sat in the middle seat. Just before takeoff,
    an American got on and took the aisle seat. After takeoff, the American kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when one of the Afghans in the window seat said, "I think I'll get up and get a beer."

    "No problem," said the American, "I'll get it for you." While he was gone, one of the Afghans picked up the American's shoe and spat in it.

    When he returned with the beer, the other Afghan said, "That looks good, I think I'll have one too." Again, the American obligingly went to fetch it and while he was gone, the other Afghan picked up the other shoe and spat in it. When the American returned to his seat, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight.

    As the plane was landing, the American slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. "Why does it have to be this way?" he asked. "How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes, and pissing in beers?"
    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Muslims don't drink beer.

    HTH

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      Muslims don't drink beer.

      HTH
      Or stay around long enough for the landing.

      HTH
      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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        #4
        I saw a variation on this one years ago featuring Rangers and Celtic supporters tulipting in shoes/pissing in bovril.
        "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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          #5
          Originally posted by DaveB View Post
          I saw a variation on this one years ago featuring Rangers and Celtic supporters tulipting in shoes/pissing in bovril.
          Yes, I remember Billy Connolly doing that joke many years ago.

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            #6
            Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
            Yes, I remember Billy Connolly doing that joke many years ago.
            Thats the one
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
              Yes, I remember Billy Connolly doing that joke many years ago.
              Was it funny when Billy told it?

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                #8
                Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                Was it funny when Billy told it?
                Probably not
                "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                Thomas Jefferson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Drewster View Post
                  Was it funny when Billy told it?
                  And probably took him an hour with all his un-necessary prancing around.

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                    #10
                    Judge for yourselves: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-JjVg...eature=related

                    Not work safe if your office dislikes sweary Scottish comedians.

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