DIY Nirvana(not that sort of DIY!)

[Lockhouse]

Not only did I build an 6'x3' aluminium garden shed from a self-assembly kit this weekend - but all the bits were there and the instructions were correct. Plus....wait for it....everything fitted together first time, including the roof which you have to assemble separately. I didn't lose my temper once and the only injury I sustained was a small cut on my hand. Is that DIY Nirvana or what?

[DimPrawn]

Someone will nick it.

[Pondlife]

No doubt it will be taken over by HMG as soon as it's been vacant for 6 months. It will then used to house illegal muslim immigrants who've come here with the sole intend of commiting crime and claiming benefits. Obviously this is your own fault if you've ever associated with a labour voter.

HTH

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