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    International Space Station Architect questions

    I'm interviewing for some architects to help build the next space station to orbit around Mars on behalf of NASA.

    If anyone has got some useful questions, I'd appreciate it.

    TIA

    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I'm interviewing for some architects to help build the next space station to orbit around Mars on behalf of NASA.

    If anyone has got some useful questions, I'd appreciate it.

    TIA
    ?
    Why not put it on Mars?
    Bored.

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      #3
      Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
      I'm interviewing for some architects to help build the next space station to orbit around Mars on behalf of NASA.

      If anyone has got some useful questions, I'd appreciate it.

      TIA
      "Were the pictures of the moon landing faked?"

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        #4
        Why did the men from mars remove the cardboard liner in bounty bars?

        Snicker, snicker, snicker
        'elf and safety guru

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          #5
          How hard can it be?

          10 Build Station
          20 Goto Mars

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            #6
            Originally posted by thelace View Post
            Why did the men from mars remove the cardboard liner in bounty bars?

            Snicker, snicker, snicker
            Why do M&S have strips of cardboard inside packets of underpants?

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              #7
              Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
              I'm interviewing for some architects to help build the next space station to orbit around Mars on behalf of NASA.

              If anyone has got some useful questions, I'd appreciate it.

              TIA
              Do you measure distance in yards/miles or metres/kilometres?
              "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


              Thomas Jefferson

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                #8
                What about the InterGalactic Laxative ?

                I was impressed like everyone,
                When man began to fly,
                Out of earthly regions,
                To planets in the sky.
                With total media coverage,
                We watched the heros land,
                As ceremoniously
                They disturbed the cosmic sand.


                Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
                Will get you from here to there.
                Relieve you and believe me,
                Without a worry or care.
                If tulipting is your problem,
                When you're out there in the stars,
                Oh, the intergalactic laxative
                Will get you from here to Mars.



                You may well ask now what becomes
                Of liquid they consume.
                A pipe is led from penis head
                To a unit in the room.
                The water is recirculated,
                Filtered for re-use.
                In case of anti-gravity -
                Pee gets on the loose.


                Wherever man has conquered,
                On the quest for frontiers new,
                (Da da da da)
                I'm glad that he's always had to do
                The number one and two.
                It makes it all so ordinary,
                Just like you and me,
                To know the greatest heroes,
                They had to tulip and pee.


                Oh, the intergalactic laxative,
                The intergalactic laxative,
                The intergalactic laxative,
                Will get you from here to Mars.

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                  #9
                  Thanks Alf - That bought back many memories of drunken Saturday evenings after a Rugby match........ Those were the days!

                  Gibbo - where are you now?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
                    I'm interviewing for some architects to help build the next space station to orbit around Mars on behalf of NASA.

                    If anyone has got some useful questions, I'd appreciate it.

                    TIA
                    Q1. When was Red Dwarf Commissioned?
                    Q2. Is Star Trek based on reality or fiction?
                    Q3. What is Klingon for I wet myself?
                    Q4. Which Galaxy is Babylon 5 located in?
                    Q5. How many oxygen tanks would you need to build the Space Station?
                    Q6. Was Mars Attack real or fiction?

                    HTH
                    If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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