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    Can you guess the film?

    This is from http://capalert.com a looney God squad site that rants about films:

    FINDINGS / SCORING:

    NOTE: Multiple occurrences of each item described below are likely.

    Wanton Violence/Crime (W):

    police brutality
    adult hate talk to a child
    brutality of a toddler (thrown out a window repeatedly)
    igniting anal wind then being incinerated
    a child on fire being beaten with a stick; the beater then being concerned about the stick catching fire
    blood splatter and dripping organs numerous times
    death
    exploded chest of a child
    child beating with a wooden chair
    slap in the face
    electric shock to control a child
    death camp horrors
    lust for war
    wall poster of character on fire
    warfare blood and body parts
    <LI>theft of private property

    Impudence/Hate (I):
    131 uses of the most foul of the foul words by children
    119 uses of the three/four letter word vocabulary by children
    text of three/four letter word vocabulary and the most foul of the foul words
    vulgar euphemisms
    passing body gas in time to music and in other situations
    vomiting
    vulgar finger gesture
    calling mother names and suggesting slapping her around
    "You have to stand up to your mother"
    racial, national, and ethnic insults and petty portrayal of them
    a general theme of anarchy, rebellion, and autonomy
    many lies
    <LI>vulgar jokes

    Sex/Homosexuality (S):
    bare posterior
    sexual insults, comments, innuendo and questions
    "Suck my --" at least twice
    description of a homosexual act with sounds
    adult males in bikinis
    male chorus line in pink bikini briefs
    repeated multiple nudity of female angels
    vulgar talk of menstruation
    homosexual relationship between Satan and Saddam Hussein
    sexual encouragement by school employee
    at least six references to a female reproductive organ by a child
    Satan and Hussein in bed together speaking of homosexual acts with sounds effects
    website of porn with a child's mother as one of the porn stars
    long sequences of homosexual suggestions
    homosexual invitation with homosexual story in song
    male member (drawing)
    disembodied erect male member (photograph quality)
    long sequence of homosexual as emcee of a USO show
    "Let's ([homo]sexual intercourse)" at least four times
    suggestion of ejecting ping pong balls from a female private organ
    <LI>a giant talking female private organ

    Drugs/Alcohol (D):
    <LI>smoking dope

    Offense to God (O):
    mockery of Jesus
    accepting of Satan
    equating Jesus with sexual anatomy
    fiery demons from Hell
    decaying and burned live bodies portrayed as the occupants of Hell
    control by Satan
    portrayal of Satan as a loving, caring and sensitive being
    false prophesy
    depiction of Hell as a "livable" place
    expressions of hate and insult directly at God, including vulgar name-calling
    "Would you like to go to Hell with me?" by Satan
    "Comeback and visit us anytime" to Satan
    <LI>coercion to avoid going to church

    Murder/Suicide (M):
    suicide by jumping with blood splatter
    murder by gunfire to the face




    In case it isn't obvious, the film was South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut

    #2
    It's a bloody animation FFS!

    It ain't real - apart from the bits where I appear of course!
    Oh Jesus - Disaster Management Ltd.
    You know you'll need us!

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