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FSM with Cheddar
19th March 2009, 09:29
I raised the subject of having a steak and a BJ at the weekend, however all I ended up with was a pizza.

So I asked how could I improve my monthly BJ count. Mrs FSM suggested that I could get one for each new handbag I buy her.

What does the panel think about this deal?

I have found many suitable handbags for between £30 and £40 in the Next catalogue. :smokin

DimPrawn
19th March 2009, 09:31
Did you marry a prostitute?

cailin maith
19th March 2009, 09:31
I raised the subject of having a steak and a BJ at the weekend, however all I ended up with was a pizza.

So I asked how could I improve my monthly BJ count. Mrs FSM suggested that I could get one for each new handbag I buy her.

What does the panel think about this deal?

I have found many suitable handbags for between £30 and £40 in the Next catalogue. :smokin

What kind of BJ do you think you would get for that? Not even worth a lick :spank:

I like Mrs FSM's style!

cailin maith
19th March 2009, 09:32
Did you marry a prostitute?

:laugh You just don't get the lure of handbags, do you?

FYI - Shoes are also a good substitute for handbags.

voodooflux
19th March 2009, 09:32
I have found many suitable handbags for between £30 and £40 in the Next catalogue. :smokin

Save yourself a few quid and try the charity shops :happy

DimPrawn
19th March 2009, 09:32
A lick sounds good.

Drewster
19th March 2009, 09:33
Did you marry a prostitute?

........ they are just haggling over price!

voodooflux
19th March 2009, 09:33
What kind of BJ do you think you would get for that? Not even worth a lick :spank:


Save yourself a few quid and try the charity shops :happy

Forget I said that :o

minestrone
19th March 2009, 09:33
Shower?

FSM with Cheddar
19th March 2009, 09:33
Save yourself a few quid and try the charity shops :happy

What for the BJ or the Handbag?

voodooflux
19th March 2009, 09:35
What for the BJ or the Handbag?

You'd probably want to get the old dears to take their teeth out first.

Drewster
19th March 2009, 09:38
... FYI - Shoes are also a good substitute for handbags.

Surely all your bits and bobs would fall out!

Mr Crosby
19th March 2009, 09:40
You can get loads of moody bags look like the real thing for £20.

cailin maith
19th March 2009, 09:44
You can get loads of moody bags look like the real thing for £20.

Any woman who knows her handbags will spot a fake a mile off.

Mr Crosby
19th March 2009, 09:46
Any woman who knows her handbags will spot a fake a mile off.

Not everyone :p

Drewster
19th March 2009, 09:46
Any woman who knows her handbags will spot a fake a mile off.

Any bloke who is breathing can recognise a BJ errr but not from a mile off!!

DaveB
19th March 2009, 09:47
Any bloke who is breathing can recognise a BJ errr but not from a mile off!!

If she can suck that hard......

cailin maith
19th March 2009, 09:47
If she can suck that hard......

:laugh

Mich the Tester
19th March 2009, 09:47
I raised the subject of having a steak and a BJ at the weekend, however all I ended up with was a pizza.

So I asked how could I improve my monthly BJ count. Mrs FSM suggested that I could get one for each new handbag I buy her.

What does the panel think about this deal?

I have found many suitable handbags for between £30 and £40 in the Next catalogue. :smokinThere are lots of west African handbag salesmen in most European cities who'll sell you a 'genuine' Prada handbag for under a fiver. I'm sure they'll smile knowingly as you hand over your cash.

Bagpuss
19th March 2009, 09:48
FYI - Shoes are also a good substitute for handbags.

Is there still enough room for your foot?

cailin maith
19th March 2009, 09:49
Is there still enough room for your foot?

Ye all know what I meant :spank:

Pickle2
19th March 2009, 09:49
There are lots of west African handbag salesmen in most European cities who'll sell you a 'genuine' Prada handbag for under a fiver.

They'll also cut out the middle man and give you the BJ themselves.

Drewster
19th March 2009, 09:53
Ye all know what I meant :spank:

Well I read it as meaning that you would be willing to give a BJ in exchange for either a Handbag or a Pair of Shoes!! But I didn't like to say!

Mich the Tester
19th March 2009, 09:55
The News;
Women announced this morning that due to runaway inflation, BJs will now be
offered at the price of one handbag AND one pair of shoes.

cailin maith
19th March 2009, 09:55
Well I read it as meaning that you would be willing to give a BJ in exchange for either a Handbag or a Pair of Shoes!! But I didn't like to say!

:laugh Cheeky...

Anyway this is about Mrs FSM.

DaveB
19th March 2009, 09:58
I don't actually like steak that much but MrsB loves it. She gets the steak, I get the BJ, everyone is happy :smokin

Bagpuss
19th March 2009, 10:00
So, let me get this right BJ now = Bag Job

ace00
19th March 2009, 10:02
I don't actually like steak that much but MrsB loves it. She gets the steak, I get the BJ, everyone is happy :smokin

Now it's 1 steak only?
I will offer 2 steaks.

Drewster
19th March 2009, 10:03
I don't actually like steak that much but MrsB loves it. She gets the steak, I get the BJ, everyone is happy :smokin

Corrected:
MrsB doesn't actually like BJ that much so I use the steak. If I close my eyes everyone is happy :smokin

Drewster
19th March 2009, 10:03
So, let me get this right BJ now = Bag Job

Teabag???

Pogle
19th March 2009, 10:12
Mr P just dosn't understand my obsession with Orla Kiely handbags >sigh<

cailin maith
19th March 2009, 10:14
Mr P just dosn't understand my obsession with Orla Kiely handbags >sigh<

:D there is something about them..... super pretty and sunshiney. Good summertime bags!

realityhack
19th March 2009, 10:15
Teabag???
What has this thread turned into? BJ Tips?

DaveB
19th March 2009, 10:17
Corrected:
MrsB doesn't actually like BJ that much so I use the steak. If I close my eyes everyone is happy :smokin

:rollin:

Pogle
19th March 2009, 11:05
:D there is something about them..... super pretty and sunshiney. Good summertime bags!

It's always summertime in Pogle's world :D

zara_backdog
19th March 2009, 11:10
Mr P just dosn't understand my obsession with Orla Kiely handbags >sigh<

My obesession is with Radley for my everyday handbag. However, I have seen a new 'Bridge' bag - so if Mr ZD is willing.............

Drewster
19th March 2009, 11:16
My obesession is with Radley for my everyday handbag. However, I have seen a new 'Bridge' bag - so if Mr ZD is willing.............

I am fairly sure Mr ZD will be willing..... wether he can afford it is another matter!

voodooflux
19th March 2009, 11:17
I am fairly sure Mr ZD will be willing..... wether he can afford it is another matter!

Failing that CUK could have a whip round :smokin

Drewster
19th March 2009, 11:18
Failing that CUK could have a whip round :smokin

Sorry Voodoo - I will not contribute to Mr ZDs BJ.....

FSM with Cheddar
19th March 2009, 11:20
Failing that CUK could have a whip round :smokin

What sort of wippings are we talking about here? :spank: :moon:

voodooflux
19th March 2009, 11:22
What sort of wippings are we talking about here? :spank: :moon:

That might cost more than a handbag - just ask Max Mosely.

DaveB
19th March 2009, 11:23
That might cost more than a handbag - just ask Max Mosely.

:spel and I should know

:D

Drewster
19th March 2009, 11:24
That might cost more than a handbag - just ask Max Mosely.

Be fair - CM will give anyone a good spanking for nothing!

voodooflux
19th March 2009, 11:24
What sort of wippings are we talking about here? :spank: :moon:

Excellent sig by the way FSM :yay:

Mich the Tester
19th March 2009, 11:25
Be fair - CM will give anyone a good spanking for nothing!
I'm sure she won't when she realizes people will pay for it. She's a contractor after all.

DaveB
19th March 2009, 11:25
Be fair - CM will give anyone a good spanking for nothing!

No, she will give any a spanking for nothing. Getting a good one takes effort :cool:

voodooflux
19th March 2009, 11:25
Be fair - CM will give anyone a good spanking for nothing!

I have you know I w*rk hard for the paddle.

voodooflux
19th March 2009, 11:27
:spel and I should know

OK, it was a handbag and a pair of shoes.

Drewster
19th March 2009, 11:27
I have you know I w*rk hard for the paddle.

Was that a typo?? w*nk?

Just asking!

DaveB
19th March 2009, 11:28
How has this thread not ended up in Light Relief yet?

Are the Mods asleep or out buying handbags?

voodooflux
19th March 2009, 11:28
I'm sure she won't when she realizes people will pay for it. She's a contractor after all.

I just hope she has the supply to keep up with demand.

DaveB
19th March 2009, 11:28
I just hope she has the supply to keep up with demand.

She's certainly a game girl :D

voodooflux
19th March 2009, 11:29
Was that a typo?? wink?

Just asking!

Nope, just avoiding an offensive word :wink

voodooflux
19th March 2009, 11:31
How has this thread not ended up in Light Relief yet?

It's only a matter of time, shirley.

Bumfluff
19th March 2009, 11:46
I raised the subject of having a steak and a BJ at the weekend, however all I ended up with was a pizza.

So I asked how could I improve my monthly BJ count. Mrs FSM suggested that I could get one for each new handbag I buy her.

What does the panel think about this deal?

I have found many suitable handbags for between £30 and £40 in the Next catalogue. :smokin

Trick is to find a women who actually likes to give BJ's, I have been a very fortunate man, both my ex and current squeeze love giving them, don't want to rub in, but I recon I've had at least 10 BJ's this month so far :D :D BumFluff in cock swinging mode :o

Drewster
19th March 2009, 11:49
Trick is to find a women who actually likes to give BJ's, I have been a very fortunate man, both my ex and current squeeze love giving them, don't want to rub in, but I recon I've had at least 10 BJ's this month so far :D :D BumFluff in cock swinging mode :o

C**t, B*****d, W*****r - I hope it falls off!

Sorry Just jealous!

Mich the Tester
19th March 2009, 11:49
Trick is to find a women who actually likes to give BJ's, I have been a very fortunate man, both my ex and current squeeze love giving them, don't want to rub in

No, it's best not to rub it in; always easier to wipe it on the curtains.

Churchill
19th March 2009, 11:51
All this smut and it's not even Friday! :eek

As for you CM... :spank:

DaveB
19th March 2009, 11:51
No, it's best not to rub it in; always easier to wipe it on the curtains.

Unless it's the ladies chesticles that are being rubbed :p

FSM with Cheddar
19th March 2009, 12:05
How has this thread not ended up in Light Relief yet?

The relief from a BJ is anything but light. :banana:

FSM with Cheddar
19th March 2009, 12:07
Trick is to find a women who actually likes to give BJ's, I have been a very fortunate man, both my ex and current squeeze love giving them, don't want to rub in, but I recon I've had at least 10 BJ's this month so far :D :D BumFluff in cock swinging mode :o

Perhaps you could point your ex in the direction of some of the desperate people of this board.

P.S jammy git :yay: