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    CUK Insults Thread

    Please post any insults at any CUK Posters here....

    (See also CUK Compliments Thread)

    #2
    Originally posted by Drewster View Post
    Please post any insults at any CUK Posters here....

    (See also CUK Compliments Thread)
    Why cant we just post them in all the other threads as per usual?

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      #3
      Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
      Why cant we just post them in all the other threads as per usual?
      Corrected: you f**k wit?

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        #4
        Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
        Why cant we just post them in all the other threads as per usual?
        Don't think I didn't spot that, you illiterate tw@t. And get your apostrophes right.
        The material prosperity of a nation is not an abiding possession; the deeds of its people are.

        George Frederic Watts

        http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Postman's_Park

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          #5
          Originally posted by speling bee View Post
          Don't think I didn't spot that, you illiterate tw@t. And get your apostrophes right.
          Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold - thou lumpish bat-fowling blind-worm.
          Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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            #6
            Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
            Thy bones are marrowless, thy blood is cold - thou lumpish bat-fowling blind-worm.
            Thy posts are such as hath been belch'd upon by infected lungs
            "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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              #7
              Limp wristed felching tosspots!
              I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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                #8
                C'mon you morons you can do worse.......

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Rookie View Post
                  Limp wristed felching tosspots!
                  Oh shut up you fat crock of irritating lizard droppings
                  Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by PM-Junkie View Post
                    Oh shut up you fat crock of irritating lizard droppings
                    Up yours, you turgid knob-jockey.
                    I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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