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FSM with Cheddar
19th March 2009, 14:50
I don't have much to complain about today.
Nice weather.
In a contract.
Just bought a handbag.

But I'm sure there are things others would like to complain about..... ?

Mich the Tester
19th March 2009, 14:51
Just bought a handbag.
We all know why.

Rookie
19th March 2009, 14:51
Can I complain about your lack of a decent complaint?

Drewster
19th March 2009, 14:54
I would complain about the lack of original ideas for threads......

sasguru
19th March 2009, 14:55
We all know why.

Are all testers so unsubtle and literal?
Some things don't need to be said.

Drewster
19th March 2009, 14:56
Are all testers so unsubtle and literal?
Some things don't need to be said.

Could I just complain about SAS's last posting.......

FSM with Cheddar
19th March 2009, 14:56
Can I complain about your lack of a decent complaint?

You are going to have to log it in the issue tracker. And then get the signature of 4 managers from different departments.

I'll then take a look at the complaint during the next issue review board due to run next month. If it is deemed to be a valid complaint, I will then asign it a junior developer to investigate further.

You custom is really important to us, and we thank you for your complaint.:smokin

Diver
19th March 2009, 15:35
I would like to complain about everything

original PM
19th March 2009, 16:00
You are going to have to log it in the issue tracker. And then get the signature of 4 managers from different departments.

I'll then take a look at the complaint during the next issue review board due to run next month. If it is deemed to be a valid complaint, I will then asign it a junior developer to investigate further.

You custom is really important to us, and we thank you for your complaint.

you work where i used too!!!

Diver
19th March 2009, 16:03
you work where i used too!!!

I would like to complain about the use of too many o's :D

and lack of capitalization!

Mich the Tester
19th March 2009, 16:03
you work where i used too!!!You mean you were the guy here before me?

original PM
19th March 2009, 16:04
I would like to complain about the use of too many o's

I would like to complain about the amount of mellon farming pedantic ncut bubbles on this forum

:happy

Diver
19th March 2009, 16:05
I would like to complain about the amount of mellon farming pedantic ncut bubbles on this forum

:happy

:yay::yay::yay:

original PM
19th March 2009, 16:06
You mean you were the guy here before me?

unfortunately not - i fear a gig anywhere near amsterdam would only result in carnage!

:cool2:

BrollyBonce
20th March 2009, 00:39
I don't have much to complain about today.
Nice weather.
In a contract.
Just bought a handbag.

But I'm sure there are things others would like to complain about..... ?There is no God and when you die there is nowhere to go.

Board Game Geek
20th March 2009, 00:43
There is no God and when you die there is nowhere to go.

Sounds fine to me.

It will be just like falling asleep and never waking up.

Bliss.

OwlHoot
20th March 2009, 07:46
Sounds fine to me.

It will be just like falling asleep and never waking up.

Bliss.

That's all very well, but what about the other people in the car you're driving?

AlfredJPruffock
20th March 2009, 08:08
There is no God and when you die there is nowhere to go.

But Oh - that magic feeling no-where to go ...


People have been saying there is no God for the past century - but if that is the case how come we are still discussing him ?

I tell you - there is a God- I saw him one evening back in 1982 in a bar near Bellshill - he clocked me and continued drinking - soi I grabbed his collar and asked him to step outside.

As I walked out the bar I was shocked when God turned round - for there was myself.

'Yer teas oot Alfie'. said God.

And he kicked my shin.

We cried all the way back home - the moral of this magic spell as I realised that God was a young man too.

Oh and be careful what you say - one evening God might give you a kicking for your Sins.