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Is it justifiable homicide...

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    Is it justifiable homicide...

    If I kill the twat with the pneumatic drill outside my window?

    #2
    Certainly, but only if

    a) He's working shirtless and getting admiring glances from the ladies or
    b) His jeans are half way down his arse
    Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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      #3
      "Self defence" is the phrase you are looking for.
      Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.

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        #4
        made me think about the old Candid Camera set up

        that nearly resulted in murder too
        (\__/)
        (>'.'<)
        ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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          #5
          Go tell them the building industry has collapsed and they are unlikely to get paid for any work they do. Sorted.

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            #6
            Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
            b) His jeans are half way down his arse
            Grab the pneumatic drill and stick it up his

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              #7
              Call 'elf and safety and tell them if they dont provide you with quieter surroundings in which to work you are going home in order to protect your hearing
              "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                #8
                Originally posted by oracleslave View Post
                Go tell them the building industry has collapsed and they are unlikely to get paid for any work they do. Sorted.
                From where I am sitting it is very busy in construction, and civil works are planned and financed so far in advance that the road works will continue for some time. May I suggest some nice fluffy pink ear muffs?
                Growing old is mandatory
                Growing up is optional

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                  #9
                  Violation of Human Rights and all that twaddle should get a result
                  Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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