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    Shortest story

    Shortest story to contain religion, sex and mystery:

    “Good God, I'm pregnant; I wonder who did it?”
    Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
    threadeds website, and here's my blog.

    #2
    "Did God ****?"
    Where are we going? And what’s with this hand basket?

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      #3
      Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
      "Did God ****?"
      - he certainly gets mentioned a lot when other people are.
      I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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        #4
        145 - Table './gsregist_osc1/sessions' is marked as crashed and should be repaired

        select value from sessions where sesskey = '8f17412dd4f27d8eb27efedcd90499f0' and expiry > '1237900827'

        [TEP STOP]
        Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
        threadeds website, and here's my blog.

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          #5
          Originally posted by threaded View Post
          145 - Table './gsregist_osc1/sessions' is marked as crashed and should be repaired

          select value from sessions where sesskey = '8f17412dd4f27d8eb27efedcd90499f0' and expiry > '1237900827'

          [TEP STOP]
          Have you tried rebooting the PC?

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            #6
            Originally posted by threaded View Post
            Shortest story to contain religion, sex and mystery:
            "Was Mary's rapture an orgasm?"

            "Did Gabriel cum?"
            Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

            Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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              #7
              Holy feck, what is that?

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                #8
                Originally posted by voodooflux View Post
                "Did God ****?"
                Does Mrs God take it up the chuffer?
                I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by PRC1964 View Post
                  Holy flip, what is that?
                  Is that like "What's white and flies through the air?"

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                    #10
                    Mary Magdalen?

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