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    Job?

    http://jobs.efinancialcareers.co.uk/...0000517312.htm

    Here's a question for the chaps and chapettes of the ContractorUK community. How much would you want to do this gig?

    #2
    100 acres of poppy fields, 4 tanks, 10 machine guns and an armoured helicopter.
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

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      #3
      Doing a bank job in Afghanistan?

      It's a paradox! Any risk manager who agrees to it has by that action excluded himself on grounds of incompetence.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
        Doing a bank job in Afghanistan?

        It's a paradox! Any risk manager who agrees to it has by that action excluded himself on grounds of incompetence.
        Reasonable argument.

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          #5
          Originally posted by TykeMerc View Post
          Reasonable argument.
          I'll apply.

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            #6
            I don’t qualify on several levels, but my main problem would be that I don’t have a dick - I suspect women applicants are not encouraged.
            I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

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              #7
              Originally posted by Pogle View Post
              I don’t qualify on several levels, but my main problem would be that I don’t have a dick - I suspect women applicants are not encouraged.
              That's me out as well - shame.

              Would need my own security team complete with tank and machine guns...
              Just call me Matron - Too many handbags

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                #8
                Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
                Doing a bank job in Afghanistan?

                It's a paradox! Any risk manager who agrees to it has by that action excluded himself on grounds of incompetence.
                I reckon alot of applicants will be from RBS then

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                  #9
                  Risk analysis in Kabul. Hmmm, got to be a pretty simple one I would think?
                  Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent. Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God? - Epicurus

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                    #10
                    I'm not sure that risk is manageable in Afghanistan.

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