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    It starts ...

    "I am a rough tough creme puff."

    She gets my vote for greatest opening line.


    #2
    "I look posh and I talk posh"

    Like the cheap suit that he's wearing!


    "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
    - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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      #3
      The 100% rule... at least it's not 110% commitment.
      If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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        #4
        We can't be beaten by the girls - not that I'm sexist or anything*

        *Says the rabid sexist...
        "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
        - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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          #5
          "Who needs friends on the way up because you won't need them on the way down !"


          ROFL !!

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            #6
            The Empire won!
            Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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              #7
              Seems very hard to boot one person out on the first day. Still, it's only a game show...
              Speaking gibberish on internet talkboards since last Michaelmas. Plus here on Twitter

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                #8
                Ah well....
                "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                  #9
                  We had £200 so we thought we could spend £200

                  ...and I had the calculator....
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by cojak View Post
                    We had £200 so we thought we could spend £200

                    ...and I had the calculator....
                    Must have worked in the public sector.


                    Mind you the other PM wasn't much better. Ditch a £70ph revenue stream with 3 resources to go and rescue a £35ph stream with 7 resources.

                    He knew he had messed up, but fortunately the girls screwed up bigger.

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