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God won't give you a happy ending

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    God won't give you a happy ending

    So says the Archbishop. We're all screwed and he knows it; its just not God's fault. Its yours, you sinner, because he gave you free will.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7964880.stm
    "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


    Thomas Jefferson

    #2
    Originally posted by Ruprect View Post
    So says the Archbishop. We're all screwed and he knows it; its just not God's fault. Its yours, you sinner, because he gave you free will.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7964880.stm
    Tell me something I don't know!
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      #3
      When the Christians go off to meet God, what do they do when they find out she’s a muslim?
      And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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        #4
        Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
        When the Christians go off to meet God, what do they do when they find out she’s a muslim?
        "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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          #5
          I suspect "god" has very little choice in the matter.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Pogle View Post
            Tell me something I don't know!
            OK.... there's no such thing as God, no such thing as heaven and hell, do what you can to live a sustainable lifestyle, and don't feel guilty.
            "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


            Thomas Jefferson

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              #7
              But my thai massage girl always will. I know where my loyalties lie.
              The Mods stole my post count!

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                #8
                Originally posted by Pickle2 View Post
                But my thai massage girl always will. I know where my loyalties lie.
                "Experience hath shewn, that even under the best forms of government those entrusted with power have, in time, and by slow operations, perverted it into tyranny. "


                Thomas Jefferson

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Pickle2 View Post
                  But my thai massage girl always will. I know where my loyalties lie.
                  you omitted the 't-'
                  And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
                    you omitted the 't-'
                    hey, a blow jobs a blow job. As long as it shaves in the morning.
                    The Mods stole my post count!

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