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    No such thing as ghost, OK?

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    Hard Brexit now!
    #prayfornodeal

    #2
    Of course there is! I saw it at the cinema.

    HTH

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      #3
      I thought it was a type of curry

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        #4
        Bugger. Missed an "a".
        Hard Brexit now!
        #prayfornodeal

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          #5
          Originally posted by sasguru View Post
          Bugger. Missed an "a".
          That was the ghost, he stopped your finger from hitting th key.
          ‎"See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."

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            #6
            Originally posted by sasguru View Post
            Next ...
            agree
            "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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              #7
              Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
              agree
              Also agree, but it makes for interesting conversation init
              Originally posted by cailin maith
              Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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                #8
                Originally posted by FSM with Cheddar View Post
                Also agree, but it makes for interesting conversation init
                No.
                It makes me not socialize again with the half-wits that go on and on on this stupid topic.
                "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by ThomasSoerensen View Post
                  No.
                  It makes me not socialize again with the half-wits that go on and on on this stupid topic.
                  My post wasn't about ghosts, it was about the ability of the human brain to use pattern recognition, and assumptions about what it is seeing to build an illusion of perception.

                  Resulting in the hibbie du jibbies.

                  Originally posted by cailin maith
                  Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar??

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                    #10
                    There are ghosts and I can prove it:

                    1) BP, Shell and Bush's energy mates are buying up all the haunted houses in a new ghosty energy rush. They will use the FREE natural unpolluted energy from the light or/and movement of said ghosties. Of course once all the frighty sites are secured they will form a GPEC cartel to maximise profits.

                    2) Ever been to some historical horror place like Auschwitz? You will as expected find thousands of ghosties there. Can't miss em, I mean where else would ghosts be if they were going to be anywhere right? That place is ghost central. Guranteed ghosties no debate about it.

                    3) There must be an after life, ego there must be ghosties. QED

                    Note: I know we are not supposed to KNOW the real TRUTH that there is a GOD, as this means we KNOW rather than have FAITH that it is TRUE, but like we all really know, know what I mean? The ghosties tell us it so, by merely existing of course. This is a circular point of truth.

                    So, please no more arguments against the TRUTH.

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