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    Tonights News

    Krankies to tour UK, BONG
    Jade has been dead for a week, BONG
    Weston-Super-Mare Tescos is low on custard creams, BONG
    Dead Donkey found alive, BONG

    #2
    Foxy Moron is overpaid and underworked - BONG
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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      #3
      Foxy Moron multitasking shock, BONG

      ThomasSoerensen - says something nice shocker, BONG

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        #4
        Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
        Foxy Moron multitasking shock, BONG

        ThomasSoerensen - says something nice shocker, BONG
        Drinking tea AND typing one handed?
        I'm better than dirt. Well, most kinds of dirt, not that fancy store-bought dirt... I can't compete with that stuff.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Foxy Moron View Post
          Foxy Moron multitasking shock, BONG

          ThomasSoerensen - says something nice shocker, BONG
          ThomasSoerensen - is bored at work, BONG.
          ThomasSoerensen - has interesting plan B work tonight, BONG.
          "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

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            #6
            Originally posted by Rookie View Post
            Drinking tea AND typing one handed?
            Pot noodle, look at that Bombay bad boy, oops tramp sick everywhere

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              #7
              Pogle giggling at desk BONG
              Government Office smells of wet beast BONG
              I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

              Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
              CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
              CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                #8
                Snail replaces shell with creme egg, BONG
                Gas masks don't fit snails...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrianSnail View Post
                  Snail replaces shell with creme egg, BONG
                  But if you eat it (which you will) you'll be homeless
                  I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                  Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                  CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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                    #10
                    Self cannibalistic snail in homeless shocker BONG
                    I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this

                    Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010
                    CUK University Challenge Champions 2012

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