Who would you like to most watch "adult" videos with at taxpayers expense?

[SantaClaus]

Who would you like to most watch "adult" videos with at taxpayers expense?

[Doggy Styles]

That is unfair, Jacqui Smith is the only one who is remotely like a woman.

[TykeMerc]

That is unfair, Jacqui Smith is the only one who is remotely like a woman.

And that's with a very strong imagination and your optic nerves cut off in advance. Face like a dropped pie and a personality to match.

YUCK....

[eliquant]

I cannot vote for a woman who is obviously not performing her womanly duties at home and leaves a poor subdued house bound husband at home watching pay per view porn at the expense of the tax payer !

Disgraceful.

[TykeMerc]

But it must be admitted that Ms Smith is admirably well endowed for the soapy *** ****

You could cut off her head...