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Now er know why you are emigrating to Oz

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    Now er know why you are emigrating to Oz

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/295808

    Of course I should have said NZ in stead of Oz.
    And "er" should be "we".

    But after correcting only 2 minor things in a sentence of 8 words it starts to make sense. :-)
    Last edited by ThomasSoerensen; 30 March 2009, 07:19.
    "Condoms should come with a free pack of earplugs."

    #2
    To get away from NZ nymphomaniacs?
    Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

    Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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      #3
      Ok, where the hell did I put my passport?

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        #4
        Why cant the UK be more like NZ?

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          #5
          Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
          Why cant the UK be more like NZ?
          In a word: Tay.
          Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.

          Xenophon said: "CUK Geek of the Week". A gingerjedi certified "Elitist Tw@t". Posting rated @ 5 lard points

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            #6
            "Being a Bloke survey last year found that 29% of the 5000 men surveyed felt they had been pressured into having sex or had had sex unwillingly. "

            bit like Newcastle then?
            Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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              #7
              Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
              Why cant the UK be more like NZ?
              Everywhere is the way the people made it. The UK is what we made it. Can't blame anybody else. All we can do is look at it and say, well we sure messed that up, let's go and occupy some other country......

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Why cant the UK be more like NZ?
                Wales is like NZ, and the women there are rampant. When I was a naieve young 18-year old at uni, I went back to the room of my welsh neighbour - she was sat on my face scaring the living daylights out of me before I could even get my socks off!

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                  #9
                  I'm packing! see you later guys!

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by BrowneIssue View Post
                    In a word: Tay.

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