There once was a **** called Milan
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Originally posted by supremepodsThere once was a **** called Milan
Who had a notion to work in Japan
Where he consumed far too much sake
And yet was ever so Happy
That remarkable young man MilanLast edited by AlfredJPruffock; 14 October 2005, 09:31. -
There once was a **** called Milan,
Whose tape changing claims were a sham,
his claims to .netted
are heavily vetted
cos he posts from an old burger van!I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Originally posted by AlfredJPruffockBurger Van ?
Bah !! Bloody Luxury !
I used to dream of working in a Burger Van ...Comment
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Aye Spodicus
We had it bloody tough ... none of your namby pamby Java ITIL nonsense , we used to be grafting all bloody day sweating as we crafted the girders of the mighty mainframe with our own bare hands .... aye its all womens work nowadays , tell the young contractors about the old days ....and they wont bloody believe ya !Comment
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