Gad, Sir, makes one proud to be British...

**zeitghost** · 6 April 2009, 10:28

Where does the coal go?

**DaveB** · 6 April 2009, 10:33

Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

Where does the coal go?

They have a team of malnourished orphans packed into the boiler room to shovel it in

**TimberWolf** · 6 April 2009, 10:33

That's nothing. I think I've come up with a cunning method of navigating the seas using just wind power. Being an island nation we could be a world leader in this exciting new technology. I think I will call it a 'windship', or a 'bigsheettocatchthewindboat'.

**TimberWolf** · 6 April 2009, 10:42

Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

That's nothing. I think I've come up with a cunning method of navigating the seas using just wind power. Being an island nation we could be a world leader in this exciting new technology. I think I will call it a 'windship', or a 'bigsheettocatchthewindboat'.

p.s. I want to keep the technology secret. Is the name too much of a giveaway?

**sasguru** · 6 April 2009, 12:33

Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post

That's nothing. I think I've come up with a cunning method of navigating the seas using just wind power. Being an island nation we could be a world leader in this exciting new technology. I think I will call it a 'windship', or a 'bigsheettocatchthewindboat'.

Bah. It will never work.

Gad, Sir, makes one proud to be British...