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    And its goodnight from him

    Just had an offer from another investment bank, which Ive accepted.

    Looks like it will be a very merry christmas and a happy new year this year

    First task on Monday is to recruit my team...which Ive already lined up a number of yes men (mates) for and then on Thursday Ill be heading off to Singapore for a month where Ill be recruiting another part of my team there

    Tootles, time to go down to Jessops and buy me that Sigma50-500 bigma!

    Oh and yes, its a permie role but for the moolah and management responsibilities Im laughing all the way to the bank.

    Bye, bye contracting...for now anyway

    Regards

    Mailman

    #2
    Good luck - ive received an offer from one investment bank in Luxembourg, and im up for another in Edinburgh - both permie...

    Seems that they are the most active recruiters at the moment...
    Vieze Oude Man

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      #3
      What does this tell us real contractors if everyones going permie? Rates need to rise. I guess permie pay has been steadily rising 5% over the last few yrs whilst contractor rates have dived.

      Time to put my rates up again.

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        #4
        Clearly this is a made up story.

        The very idea that you have mates is utterly preposterous.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mailman
          Just had an offer from another investment bank, which Ive accepted.

          Looks like it will be a very merry christmas and a happy new year this year

          First task on Monday is to recruit my team...which Ive already lined up a number of yes men (mates) for and then on Thursday Ill be heading off to Singapore for a month where Ill be recruiting another part of my team there

          Tootles, time to go down to Jessops and buy me that Sigma50-500 bigma!

          Oh and yes, its a permie role but for the moolah and management responsibilities Im laughing all the way to the bank.

          Bye, bye contracting...for now anyway

          Regards

          Mailman

          In the style of Mailman...

          Wot iz da warld cummin too?
          The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

          But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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            #6
            Originally posted by planetit
            Clearly this is a made up story.

            The very idea that you have mates is utterly preposterous.
            Funnily enough I get my most mates around payday!

            McDonald, I wouldnt mind working in Luxemburg...just so I can say Ive worked there when I return home to retire in comfort in about 10 years time

            Mailman

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              #7
              Originally posted by planetit
              Clearly this is a made up story.

              The very idea that you have mates is utterly preposterous.

              Nice one centurian !
              I don't know my arse from an hole in the ground

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                #8
                Originally posted by Mailman
                Just had an offer from another investment bank, which Ive accepted.

                Looks like it will be a very merry christmas and a happy new year this year

                First task on Monday is to recruit my team...which Ive already lined up a number of yes men (mates) for and then on Thursday Ill be heading off to Singapore for a month where Ill be recruiting another part of my team there

                Tootles, time to go down to Jessops and buy me that Sigma50-500 bigma!

                Oh and yes, its a permie role but for the moolah and management responsibilities Im laughing all the way to the bank.

                Bye, bye contracting...for now anyway

                Regards

                Mailman

                Bloody hell yet another permie blagger
                Hard Brexit now!
                #prayfornodeal

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                  #9
                  Shouldn't these Permies have there own Web site to tell each other how great they are?

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Mailman
                    Just had a dream that I had an offer from another investment bank, which Ive accepted, cos I haven't worked in months

                    Looks like it will be a very merry christmas and a happy new year this year - providing my imaginary friends don't dump me

                    If I ever get another job as a boss First task on Monday is to recruit my team...which Ive already lined up a number of yes men (mates (if only)) for and then on Thursday Ill be heading off to Singapore for a month where Ill be recruiting another part of my team there - That must be what people with real jobs do ...musn't it ?

                    Tootles, time to go down to Benjy's and buy me that half-price buttererd roll

                    Oh and yes, its a permie role in my dreams but for the moolah and management responsibilities (oh to be a manager) Im laughing all the way to the southbank, where I'll be sleeping rough again tonight.

                    Bye, bye reality...for now anyway

                    Regards

                    Mailman
                    Is he for real ?

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