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    The speed of light

    How much of my life am I wasting, sitting here in front of my monitor, simply waiting. Waiting for the photons to leave the screen and land on my eyeballs

    There MUST be a more efficient way of running this stuff

    ?




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    #2
    dont you are making me laugh

    I was talking to our server guys the other day and they are running fibre optic cabling

    one of the other business areas asked if there was any way they could speed it up.......

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      #3
      Originally posted by original PM View Post
      dont you are making me laugh

      I was talking to our server guys the other day and they are running fibre optic cabling

      one of the other business areas asked if there was any way they could speed it up.......


      omg. its true

      many a true word spoken in jest



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        #4
        Originally posted by zeitghost
        There is.

        Unfortunately you end up cased in metal.

        http://www.freewebs.com/jacksrandomr...berman2006.jpg
        lol. seems familiar
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          #5
          Originally posted by original PM View Post
          dont you are making me laugh

          I was talking to our server guys the other day and they are running fibre optic cabling

          one of the other business areas asked if there was any way they could speed it up.......
          Warm the fibres up. The speed of light in a medium is dependant on refractive index which itself is a function of temperature.

          HTH

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            #6
            I believe that objects become heavier the faster they go.

            My problem is not that I am fat : it is that I move too fast.

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              #7
              Warm the fibres up. The speed of light in a medium is dependant on refractive index which itself is a function of temperature.

              HTH
              OMG you mean the speed of light is not constant for all observers in all frames of reference?

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                #8
                Originally posted by original PM View Post
                OMG you mean the speed of light is not constant for all observers in all frames of reference?
                The speed of light is only a constant in a vacuum.

                FFS, kids.

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                  #9
                  use oracle?
                  McCoy: "Medical men are trained in logic."
                  Spock: "Trained? Judging from you, I would have guessed it was trial and error."

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                    #10
                    buy a mac?

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