What do you say to a permie

[scooterscot]

When near the completion of a project they say

"If we don't get this report out by June, I'm out of a job"

By the by my plan (which I had to hand) clearly show months earlier the timelines involved yet they just ignored.

I just smiled and replied "looks like your up £$%$£ creek", want a paddle?

No really I did not say that, in fact I said nothing.

Honestly why are premies unable to accept responsibility?

[chef]

offer to help complete the report for them just as soon as your extension is approved in writing? kerrrrching

[chicane]

Honestly why are premies unable to accept responsibility?

I think I would have motivational problems if I was paid what some of them are. Seriously.

[NotAllThere]

When near the completion of a project they say

"If we don't get this report out by June, I'm out of a job"...

"What a shame. Have you considered teaching as a career."

[rhubarb]

When near the completion of a project they say

"If we don't get this report out by June, I'm out of a job"

Bummer.

Rhubarb.

[pmeswani]

When near the completion of a project they say

"If we don't get this report out by June, I'm out of a job"

By the by my plan (which I had to hand) clearly show months earlier the timelines involved yet they just ignored.

I just smiled and replied "looks like your up £$%$£ creek", want a paddle?

No really I did not say that, in fact I said nothing.

Honestly why are premies unable to accept responsibility?

Just show them your bank statement and tell them that if you lose your contract, it would be of no loss. At the end of the day, the sh*t won't be hitting your fan.

[TykeMerc]

[Nelson]

Ha Ha!!

[/Nelson]

Seems an appropriate resonse to me.