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The CUK Official Ten Commandments

8 April 2009, 13:56

I'll start.

1. Thou shall not covet another man's sockpuppet.
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8 April 2009, 13:57

2. Thou shalt not Kill a thread

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8 April 2009, 13:57

3. Don't get high on your own supply.

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8 April 2009, 13:58

4. Don't feed the trolls.

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8 April 2009, 13:58

3. Thou shall endeavour to be the most obnoxious troll known to mankind.

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8 April 2009, 13:59

Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

3. Thou shall endeavour to be the most obnoxious troll known to mankind.

*cough* too slow ...

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8 April 2009, 13:59

5. Don't Mention The War!

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8 April 2009, 14:00

6. Thou shall not use the andyW option in vein.

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8 April 2009, 14:05

7. I shall do some research before posting. (Guilty as charged!)

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8 April 2009, 14:08

8. Your only God is AtW

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