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    #1

    Bloody accountants

    I appreciate they're busy at the moment but it shouldn't be an excuse to not bother with my pay and divi advise, they said they'd sort it ASAP even though I sent it Friday.

    I pay the feckers £70 a month FFS… Should I ask for a rebate?
    Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson
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    Bet I can guess who you're with...

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      #3
      Diy

      Hth
      The Mods stole my post count!

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        #4
        Originally posted by Pickle2 View Post
        Diy

        Hth
        How hard it is to diy ? Are there any books or cd I can use .
        it will save me £1200/year

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          #5
          Mine's gone on holiday. What kind of acct goes on holiday in April?
          ;o)
          "Israel, Palestine, Cats." He Said
          "See?"

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            #6
            Originally posted by NickNick View Post
            Mine's gone on holiday. What kind of acct goes on holiday in April?
            ;o)

            Come the revolution - 1st the agents, then the accountants.
            Bored.

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              #7
              Originally posted by NickNick View Post
              Mine's gone on holiday. What kind of acct goes on holiday in April?
              ;o)
              To state the obvious... yours does.
              If your company is the best place to work in, for a mere £500 p/d, you can advertise here.

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                #8
                Originally posted by NickNick View Post
                Mine's gone on holiday. What kind of acct goes on holiday in April?
                ;o)
                thats hillarious dude....

                Its like PM/Developer/Support guy on holidays when Project going Live...lol...

                Anyways, i monthly pay 125ish (incl. VAT) to my accountant and quite pleased with him. Can call or email him anytime and he gets back to me sooner than i ever expect.

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                  #9
                  Alan from Nixon Williams saw my post today and has promised to sort it out, he's obviously not on holiday.

                  All is forgiven.
                  Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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                    Originally posted by Andy2 View Post
                    How hard it is to diy ? Are there any books or cd I can use .
                    it will save me £1200/year
                    Those helpful people at HMRC will send you a CD to do the payroll, and yearend returns for PAYE & NI.

                    The helpful people at companies house supply a PDF which you update with figures and submit for your yearend company financial return.

                    The same helpful companies house people have an online submission for your company yearend.

                    The good folk over at HMRC allow you to submit your company accounts via the interweb thingie, and you can fill in the CT600 online.

                    If you have a set of accounts prepared by an accountant it is reasonably easy to work out where the figures come from if you affairs are fairly simple.

                    The whole business of "diy" took me less than 10 hours spread over the year, and I know where every penny goes now.

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